Turning down a shag.

**Coyote** · 18th March 2006, 17:18

Originally Posted by Motu

I'd never turn down an offer like that....only because I know in 476 years I'd never get an offer like that.Some people are just repulsive to all levels of humanity.

Yeah, it's a shame isn't it

**crashe** · 18th March 2006, 17:21

Mr Biff............ well done mate.... Good on you for being faithful to your lovely wife, whilst you are travelling overseas....
and for being honest about it too......

**Skyryder** · 18th March 2006, 17:22

Originally Posted by Finn

$100 says Biff abused himself silly when he got to his room. So technically he was unfaithful.

I'll take yer on again. Biff we go 50/50??

Skyryder

**Finn** · 18th March 2006, 17:45

Originally Posted by Skyryder

I'll take yer on again. Biff we go 50/50??

Skyryder

What do you mean "again" buttmunch? I think you're over-rating yourself.

If you continue to bore me with your idle banter I will have no other option but to add you to my ingnore list along with 1564 other members.

This is your last chance. Respect my authority.

**T.W.R** · 18th March 2006, 17:50

A bit of self control aye Biff, could have had some wee friends hanging around with you today if you had taken up the offer

or may have ended up like this bloke :slap:

**skidMark** · 18th March 2006, 17:55

and you ddn't give her my address?

and you kept the room key right.....

can i come pick it up?

**Sniper** · 18th March 2006, 17:59

Lucky bastard.

**Skyryder** · 18th March 2006, 18:37

Originally Posted by Finn

What do you mean "again" buttmunch? I think you're over-rating yourself.

Realy?? see my Fishing Photo competition. Ignore me? I don't think so.

Skyryder

**Biff** · 18th March 2006, 18:56

Originally Posted by Finn

$100 says Biff abused himself silly when he got to his room. So technically he was unfaithful.

I did not.

I had an itch. So I scratched.

Nah - too pissed.

Besides I like to save myself for when I get home.

I don't send Mrs Biff a, "Landed" text any more. Just a, "Brace yourself" warning.

**Motoracer** · 18th March 2006, 19:01

When I was with a partner before, I came across a few of these instances. It wasn't hard to turn em down. Once you love someone, you sort of don't really feel the need to seek out other potentials. Well I didn't anyway.

But maybe things change after a few years of being together?...

**Lou Girardin** · 20th March 2006, 14:06

She might have SAID she wasn't "in trade". But I bet if you'd shagged her there would have been a demand for cash backed up by Mike Tyson's ugly brother.