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    Stop masturbating
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    Than facing fearful odds
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    And just because it poped into my head right now I give to you for your reading pleasure, Korn with 'Blind'



    Are you ready?!

    This place inside my mind, a place I like to hide
    You don't know the chances. What if I should die?!
    A place inside my brain, another kind of pain
    You don't know the chances. I'm so blind!

    Another place I find to escape the pain inside
    You don't know the chances. What if I should die?!
    A place inside my brain, another kind of pain
    You don't know the chances. I'm so blind!

    Deeper and deeper and deeper as I journey to
    live a life that seems to be a lost reality
    that I can never find a way to reach.
    My inner selfesteem is low.
    How deep can I go in the ground that I lay?
    If I don't find a way to see through the gray that clouds my mind.
    This time I look to see what's between the lines!

    I can't see, I can't see, I'm going blind... [x12]
    I'm blind [x4]

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Stop masturbating
    Look Sniper, I am NOT going to buy your oversupply of home made butt-plugs. Don't ask me again...
    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

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    Busstid machines are useless!! I had the same thing with my full bike test, The two were interpolating, and the lady was like, no the machine is fine, I was like, I just last week paid 700 bucks for new glasses, and you are telling me my eyes are fooked?? apparently glasses can stuff the machine up, I wore contacts the time before that and no trouble what so ever, and the new galsses were the same prescription as the old ones. Machines are useless!! kill them all!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie
    Look Sniper, I am NOT going to buy your oversupply of home made butt-plugs. Don't ask me again...
    Oooh, butt plugs, where?? aren't they like earplugs, but instead of not letting sound in, they don't let sound and smell out!!

    Just try and avoid sphincter puckering frights or doctor will be up shit creek, with a forceps!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickingzebra
    Oooh, butt plugs, where?? aren't they like earplugs, but instead of not letting sound in, they don't let sound and smell out!!

    Just try and avoid sphincter puckering frights or doctor will be up shit creek, with a forceps!!!
    I dunno - Sniper is the gatekeeper of butt-plug theory
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    Over the top... Get the test done. When they fail you, go straight to the optometrist pay for the their test, get the certificate and receipt.

    Go back to the LTSA and find the name of the manager, give him copies of both, then ask for the contact details of whom you file a claim against for causing you the nuisence and damage by there failure to operate the machinery correctly. Then record all the excuses....

    Also ask if they are clearly failing people whom have certs from a optometrist, can they provide any proof that they are not passing people who would not pass a optometrists test. Whom would be liable if someone has an eyesite problem there machine passed?
    Its our Job to be Fair.

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    It's a screening test. It will give false positives, sensitivity is high, specificity is low.

    If you have a "lazy eye" or similar it should fail you.

    Go to an Optometrist for the driver's screening test first (you don't need to get a full eyesight checkup) before renewing your licence.

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    Mate, you are getting Dover and I mixed up, he is definetly the butt plug man
    To every man upon this earth
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    So it was exactly as I suspected - 5 minutes at the optometrists, $20, and my eyesight is fine.

    Those licence eyesight tests are a waste of space
    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

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    Pity you're still going bald though eh?
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    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD
    Pity you're still going bald though eh?

    Stones, glasshouses, pot-kettle-black
    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

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    Cool

    Ask for a 'Standard eye test' at the optomistrist (sp) that costs $15 and only takes a couple of minutes.

    You don't need to have a full eye test, which costs a lot more.

    The eye specialist knows about the Standard eye test for licenses.


    Many fail the 3 column test...

    If you fail the test when getting the license, then you go and do the Standard eye test just before getting your next part of your license.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie
    Stones, glasshouses, pot-kettle-black
    So how's the great pole-dancing challenge going then?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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