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    Bloody flatmates!

    Well here I was looking forward to my 1st sleep in in ages, I've been on Easter break from Uni and I've been working 9am - 7pm most days. So feeling a little weary, so thought I'd have a sleep in & then crack onto my essay.

    6.30am - the phone rings, my flatmate is down stairs & I'm lying in bed thinking I should leap up & answer it. I leap up and (of course) miss it.

    6.45am - the phone rings again, I managed to answer it b/c I'm up now. It's my flatmates g/f calling from the U.K. I grumpily hand over the phone saying "Does she have any idea what time it is?" She did apparently. :sneaky2:

    Here's the kicker! My flatmate then carries on the phone conversation in the kitchen, laughing & talking loudly! Then when I finally decide that there's no point in trying to get back to sleep now, I come into the kitchen, lookin' like a woman who hasn't had her morning coffee , and my flatmate says to her g/f "Yes, she still looks grumpy."

    Ya don't say!!!!
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    Re Flat mate stories

    Hey CSL, sure you can find a way to pay back your flat mate,, me thinks this may be a good place to hear other hardcase flat mates stories...

    F/F
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    hbey Ill lend ya my lil baby bikie -After a day with him you'll be kissin ya flatmates feet
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    Quote Originally Posted by xjxjxj
    hbey Ill lend ya my lil baby bikie -After a day with him you'll be kissin ya flatmates feet
    Well as much as I love kids, I couldn't eat a whole one
    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefight
    Hey CSL, sure you can find a way to pay back your flat mate,, me thinks this may be a good place to hear other hardcase flat mates stories...

    F/F
    Good idea on both counts F/F! I've got several stories but someone else must have some gems.
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    Yep flat mates.Drink ya' last beer,smoke all ya' weed,sit in ya' favorite chair,
    nick ya' bike an don't come home for two days,Don't flush the dunny,come home pissed an pee in the closet,ect,ect,ect.
    Hell that was twenty five years ago an I still remember.
    My condolences.

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    People (flattys) that write their names on all THEIR food and theres
    also about three of the same of everything in the fridge - its like
    name tags at school on clothes and lunch boxes.

    And flatmates that are psycho, i'm sure we have had experiences.

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    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Yeah,you can get very petty in retaliation to get revenge on flatmates,other people suck.
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    That's why we're all online talking to complete strangers! At least when I get the shits with you guys, I just log off!

    Just kidding,

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    bloody flatmate going to porn sites on his puter-networked to mine.--More bugs than a camel herders armpits
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    My roomi used to have lots a guys comin’ in through her window at 2-3 in the morning and then I would hear very wired noises …me and my mates still think she was runnin’ somekinda escort service on the campus…that was 2 years ago back in Chicago…our only complain was how come we didn’t get any freebie once in a while …lol…j/k…

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    Any assistance necessary to inflict revenge on the flatmate will be rendered with pleasure. How about when you are riding again we organise a 6 am breakfast run, and 30 or so of us can stomp up the stairs and bang on all the windows looking for you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Any assistance necessary to inflict revenge on the flatmate will be rendered with pleasure. How about when you are riding again we organise a 6 am breakfast run, and 30 or so of us can stomp up the stairs and bang on all the windows looking for you?
    Cheers Jim! I might just take you up on that!
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    ... like the hedgehog that crossed the road to see his "flat"mate ...

    get it .. flat-mate ... flatmate ... get it?

    ah forge tit.
    THe hand's farster than the eye ... keepan eye onda feet .. .

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