Poos going to the city....again....**gulp**

**The_Dover** · 24th March 2006, 17:15

Originally Posted by Crazy Steve

You think hes fast....ha ha....

Just one "s" too many my crazy friend.

**Wellyman** · 24th March 2006, 17:16

Originally Posted by inlinefour

I gotta question, why go to dorkland when you can come down to the naki? Have all the NZ beers, even that lion red shyte...

You only get warm beer at a cheap price in the naki!

I heard the haven't got up with the times down there and try to keep their beers cold by hiding them under the ground or something along those lines.
WM

**SwanTiger** · 24th March 2006, 18:06

I'll be waiting for the nana brigade to roll past my house then I'll head out to Arkles Bay. Anyone who doesn't know where it is, post here and I can meet you at the Silverdale Motorway turn off or somewhere around there.

**R6_kid:Me** · 25th March 2006, 13:51

you fucks must all be hungover, coz we sure as hell are!

After some pissing around with texmo, we managed to get to de fontein's late and see that there were obviously no bikes around so we headed on our way up to Arkles Bay to meet up with the rest of the motley crew.

We arrived at the beach, escorted by tex on his scooter, to find a large congregation of floosies (tristan, rayza, swanny, toast, and that oh so cute niksta). Shortly after the main suspects decided to show up and we were graced by the presence of Vixter, Dover, Buggy + missus, CaN, BusaPete and of course - the honourable Mr Cowpoos.

After a couple of boxes of tui a fair bit of funny shit started happening - bikes were being given random showers, both of water and the golden variety. I think on the night only 4 bikes escaped this honourary treatmet. I found Dover with his cock in my tail pipe (no im not kidding), taking a piss as you would expect, a few seconds later it was burnt by hot exhaust gasses, he thought i was joking

Then there were the cops, and to be honest, the cops in Whangaparoa have to be best cunts in town. Ok apart from the gay one in the paddy wagon that was giving me the eye after dover commented on my sexuality with reference to my choice of bike brand (yamaha = gay apparently)... they were all good bastards and were having a good laugh with us, I mean how often have you heard a cop say "Vicky, vicky, vicky... SHOW US YOUR TITS" over the loud speaker!?!!? The other funny moment with the cops would have to be when vixter (the ditsy blond from wigan) was chatting to one of the patrolling officers when i voice came over the radio saying "watch out for the crazy blond girl from wigan in the green top" - these cops were really good guys.

Well after a complaint from some locals (via the cops) we were on our way to dover and vixters. Some random local took texmo back to his place and returned with 8L of homebrew beer - this was demise as within an hour i was passed out on the couch, and it wasnt the best tasting beer either.

Well im gonna give up now and pass the torch to someone else... but basically to all those who didnt make the effort, you missed a bloody good one hanging with Mr Poos.

**SwanTiger** · 25th March 2006, 14:04

Originally Posted by gareth_d

Well im gonna give up now and pass the torch to someone else... but basically to all those who didnt make the effort, you missed a bloody good one hanging with Mr Poos.

And who got thrown in the sea

**R6_kid:Me** · 25th March 2006, 14:07

i did you fucker, who went home with no gloves?

Oh and cowpoos managed to get a handful of every girls ass - except for niksta, but beware because he has a goal of getting it before he goes home tomorrow.

**SwanTiger** · 25th March 2006, 14:12

You needed a wash anyway, so its all good.

What is Mr. Poo's doing tonight?

**Nicksta** · 25th March 2006, 14:21

Originally Posted by gareth_d

i did you fucker, who went home with no gloves?

Oh and cowpoos managed to get a handful of every girls ass - except for niksta, but beware because he has a goal of getting it before he goes home tomorrow.

yeah? good luck with that i say... he doesnt know where i live....

Was a good night... nice to be back on the FXR for a blat down the motorway... you forgot to mention the FXR vs Scooter.... with the all so memorable start.... my heart hasnt started beating yet...
nice to catch up with you all again, even if it was for just a short while...

**R6_kid:Me** · 25th March 2006, 14:38

Originally Posted by Nicksta

yeah? good luck with that i say... he doesnt know where i live....

Was a good night... nice to be back on the FXR for a blat down the motorway... you forgot to mention the FXR vs Scooter.... with the all so memorable start.... my heart hasnt started beating yet...
nice to catch up with you all again, even if it was for just a short while...

I told him your address sorry nic, tristin txt it to me...sorry!

**Nicksta** · 25th March 2006, 14:46

Originally Posted by gareth_d

I told him your address sorry nic, tristin txt it to me...sorry!

so much for the witness protection programme.....:slap:

**Toast** · 25th March 2006, 18:04

Originally Posted by Nicksta

Was a good night... nice to be back on the FXR for a blat down the motorway... you forgot to mention the FXR vs Scooter.... with the all so memorable start....

haha...yeah that was a highlight. I have never seen an FXR get the front wheel that high...all intended, obviously (was Gareth wasn't it?)

**Cibby** · 25th March 2006, 23:44

bloody hell Gareth, me and postie was there to!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously thou, even thou i was the sober driver, i still had fun, nice to meet everyone new,

the highlight for me had to have been being run over by a drunk texmo doing an off centre wheelie into me,

Its ok tex, i landed on my already sore body parts,

Mint to see you again mr poos, but just leave my postie alone dammit!!!