
Originally Posted by
SPman
Two guys are working on a building site. They are 16 floors up when one needs a leak. He cant be bothered going all the way down to the toilets at the bottom on the building, so his mate says, "look, I'll stand on this end of this here plank, you walk out to the end, and do your thing". So they do so. While the first guy is midway through, the lunch hooter rings..............and his mate steps off the plank !!
A couple of weeks later, a frenchman, an aussie and a kiwi are in a bar, talking about which nationality is keener on women, and the lengths they go to.
The frenchman says " It ees ze french! We wine them and dine them, we write love poems, and worship them"
The aussie replies, " Nah mate, its us aussies. We go out on the piss 3-4-5 times a week, spend all our pay trying to look good to score the ladies"
The kiwi replies, "Jeez, that’s nothing. Couple of weeks ago, I was walking past a building site, watching these two gorgeous women walk past in low cut tops, and suddenly, out of nowhere, a guy falls out of the sky, with his hand on his dick , yelling " cuuuunt "!!!!!!!!!!
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