No sex since 1955
A crusty old Royal Marine found himself at the Trafalgar 200th anniversary
dinner last year.
There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance,
one of whom approached the Marine for conversation.
"Excuse me, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering
you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but
when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
"relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Royal Marine, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
"I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
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Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
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