Laugh for the day

**SpeedyGirl** · 23rd February 2006, 11:22

Sorry if this has been here before, but I nearly fell off my chair!!!

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area
and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They
went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her
out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."

**Fishy** · 23rd February 2006, 11:25

Bahahahahahahahahaha thats a good one!!.

**enigma51** · 23rd February 2006, 11:29

do a google search on march 20th

**SwanTiger** · 23rd February 2006, 11:29

Hahaha sick but funny

**miSTa** · 23rd February 2006, 11:39

I like that one

**SimJen** · 23rd February 2006, 12:08

nice, very good.

**nadroj** · 23rd February 2006, 12:15

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

**Fishy** · 23rd February 2006, 12:32

Now thats some funny shit!!!

you deserve a BLING!.

**Sniper** · 23rd February 2006, 12:56

Lol, both are very good

**Back Fire** · 23rd February 2006, 19:14

HAHA... bloody good

**Nicksta** · 23rd February 2006, 19:15

lol.... very funny.....

**BEAMER89** · 23rd February 2006, 19:57

Very funny, liked both, Well said.

**MSTRS:Me** · 2nd March 2006, 07:51

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks,
"What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped Helen Clark and are asking for a $10 Million ransom.
Otherwise they are going to douse her with petrol and set her on fire. We
are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a litre."