Police, its all in how you handle them.

**Shadows** · 22nd March 2006, 15:54

Received in an email today thought y'all might enjoy

GOOD

In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem.

A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"

The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.

(And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST

A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

**spudchucka** · 22nd March 2006, 15:56

Oldies but goodies.

**Macktheknife** · 22nd March 2006, 15:58

I havent heard that that last one before! LOL, Damn that is good. bling

**sumzy44** · 22nd March 2006, 16:03

Im new!

Im not sure how to start a thread! I was wanting to start on as i am looking for an FXR 150 in chch area. Am looking for something thats either 2001 model or higher and done less than 13000kms. In good condition too. Will negotiate price! can someone please start one for me

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

if anyone has an FXR that they no longer want txt me on 0273524627
Much appreciated!

Sumzy