Women, in all their glory

[u4ea]

only saw some of the clip......if i look like that,shoot me

[Dont_die_wondering]

Rayza That last one must have been the pick of the litter... -LOL ahahahahaahahahahaha tff i think one of those girls was a guy wearing a wig

[yungatart]

God was just about done creating humans. But he had two parts left over.
He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might as well ask them what they wanted to do.
He told them that one of the left-over parts would enable the possessor to pee whilst standing up.
“It’s a very handy thing,” said God. “I was wondering which of you would like it”
Well…Adam jumped up and down and begged. “Oh please can I? It’s sounds wonderful, I’d love to be able to do that. It sounds just the sort of thing a man should have. Please oh please can I have it???” On and on like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted it so badly then he should have it.
So God said “Fair enough” and Adam got the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited that he ran around peeing on rocks, writing his name in the sand, trying to hit flies and then to see how far away he could hit a tree stump. All the while laughing with delight.
Eve and God watched him with amusement for a bit, then God said “Well Eve, I guess you are stuck with the other left-over part”
Eve asked what it was…..
“Brains” said God

[Fishy]

haha that was bloody funny!.

[MSTRS:Me]

Right. That's it. I'm never putting the seat down now. Or up. Or whatever I'm accused of (not) doing.

[MSTRS:Me]

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY: Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.