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    A bowl of Chilli

    A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her,

    "What's the special of the day…… Chilli," she says, "but the biker next to you got the last bowl."

    The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it.

    As he waited, he noticed the biker next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli remained uneaten." Are you going to eat your chilli?" he asked."

    No, help yourself," replied the biker.

    The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chilli.

    When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chilli he had just eaten back into the bowl.

    The Biker sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."

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    Sick sick sick sick sick
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    very funny, you should have seen the mrs face when i told it to her
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    Errggghhhh!!! I've just un-eaten!
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    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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    lol..
    now with extra spice and hair..

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    Go easy on the chilli, it can have devastating after effects.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Go easy on the chilli, it can have devastating after effects.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Go easy on the chilli, it can have devastating after effects.
    You can achieve that after eating 2 large "Hot n Spicey" pizza's from pizza hut mmmm jalapeno's!!. and its definitely hotter on the way out!.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Go easy on the chilli, it can have devastating after effects.

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