Thieving bastards!

**Lias** · 23rd March 2006, 12:46

Some Half arsed wanker was apparently nosing around the back of my place last night.

Did they break into the shed? the house? the cars? Nope. Didnt steal the cars, or the bikes... so what did they steal you ask?

They just stole my bloody new bike cover. How fucking bizzare is that? get up in the morning and somones thieved your bike cover and nothing else that you can see. Pisses me right off cos its only a few weeks old, and it costs less than my insurance excess so its replacement comes right out of my pocket.

Ahh well.. least it wasnt the new bike.

Rant over.

**Fishy** · 23rd March 2006, 12:48

Fuck thats an odd item to get nicked eh. Maybe you should leave some other bike accessories out in view and just hide and wait for the prick to come back.

**Flatcap** · 23rd March 2006, 12:52

Some homeless loser will be using it as a bivvy

**C_A** · 23rd March 2006, 12:57

^^ prolly, damn bums....

keep anything you can under lock and key, perhaps they're starting small.
you always hear of farmer's shit old mudbugs getting stolen, or the rancid old 3 wheeler, and not the newish one sitting right next to it. reason being, a brand new bike comes along the next couple of weeks, which = more $$ in it for the burglars wehn they return for the big haul

**onearmedbandit** · 23rd March 2006, 13:03

Ask Sutage!!

**skelstar** · 23rd March 2006, 13:03

Maybe they lifted the cover, and didnt like your bike?

"Shit our prints are on the cover...better take it with us!"...

They were out in the rain and wanted a dry getaway?

**Patrick** · 23rd March 2006, 13:07

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Ask Sutage!!

He he he... its OK in his book isn't it?? But only his book...

**Smorg** · 23rd March 2006, 13:09

It was probably easy to steal so i think you should forgive them after all it is your fault

**Lias** · 23rd March 2006, 13:10

Originally Posted by Smorgen

It was probably easy to steal so i think you should forgive them after all it is your fault

You just been to a labour party conference or someit? :-P

**Mental Trousers** · 23rd March 2006, 13:37

They probably needed somewhere to live and hiding under a big arse bike cover is better than a cardboard box?? How's your batting arm these days?? Might want to get some practice swinging the old bat.

**Lias** · 23rd March 2006, 13:51

Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers

They probably needed somewhere to live and hiding under a big arse bike cover is better than a cardboard box?? How's your batting arm these days?? Might want to get some practice swinging the old bat.

Still holding up.. If I find the personage i'll be going for strike 3 :-)