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    Guys - I'm impressed....

    No literally - this one is for the guys...

    Ever since I've put my signature block on, announcing to the world I'm going have my balls surgically disconnected from the loading and firing mechanism... there's been quite an amount of PMing going on...


    Dissappointingly it's only been from guys... but it's all been supportive etc. There seems to be a comeradery is this somewhat indelicate (and let's face it... funny) topic.

    Cheers all. Think of me 11:00am tomorrow in the birthing stirrups... thinking of anything but England I'm willing to bet LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    No literally - this one is for the guys...

    Ever since I've put my signature block on, announcing to the world I'm going have my balls surgically disconnected from the loading and firing mechanism... there's been quite an amount of PMing going on...


    Dissappointingly it's only been from guys... but it's all been supportive etc. There seems to be a comeradery is this somewhat indelicate (and let's face it... funny) topic.

    Cheers all. Think of me 11:00am tomorrow in the birthing stirrups... thinking of anything but England I'm willing to bet LOL!

    MDU
    Just shows that when it really matters we all stand together.......well I hope you are still standing afterwards.

    You may find the gals PM you when they know the operation has been a success eh.......

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    Good luck MDU. Hope all goes well

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    Because we love you, and now when we root - no rubber required its a win win situation! I dont want to be pregnant again cuz.


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    Sorry dude... every time I go to post I can't help but wince...

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    You'll be fine. Don't be surprised if the old pecker resembles a clit for a few days tho.....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    was gonna say something, but I didn't know what. You're gonna have your balls squished dude!
    do you get to keep them in a jar?
    And tonight is going to be the last time the missus gets the full fat flavour?

    all the best dude.. grit your teeth and think of England, yes Father..

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    We'll get you a shirt for afterwards:
    "Warning - May contain traces of nuts".

    Nah...good luck mate. Taking it for the team! Good to hear you are getting heaps of support.
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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    Just make sure when you shave - 'down under'. Any slippage and you won't have to go in to get it done!

    Can't be as bad as it was for me tho' - the FPA is right next to the Wgtn Central cop shop. I was sitting up on the bed looking around at these offices with people wandering around, wondering where the chop was gonna happen, so I asked. "Oh, right here" WTF!?? I couldn't see blinds or curtains or nothing! They closed the door and I'm sitting there sweating bricks!! Hey presto a press of a switch and the blinds magically appear from behind the pelmets, after that the rest was a snip!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar
    We'll get you a shirt for afterwards:
    "Warning - May contain traces of nuts".
    LMFAO - the idea is that it WON'T contain traces LOLOL...

    Apparently the magazine will be empty but another 15 rounds are stored up the spout... so I get to do some live firing for a bit.

    There should be a joke here about using depleted uranium and bullets... but I can't work it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    was gonna say something, but I didn't know what. You're gonna have your balls squished dude!
    do you get to keep them in a jar?
    And tonight is going to be the last time the missus gets the full fat flavour?

    all the best dude.. grit your teeth and think of England, yes Father..
    Cheers - there goes the "support" angle LOL
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    Sometimes the little critters are DAMNED tenacious. 20 shots for a clear test? Yeah right. (still making up for gained time)
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    make sure you get a test done afterwards, a failed procedure could suck... unwatned kids etc

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    Fuck that, better you than me (pt)

    Hope it all goes well mate.
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    My dearly beloved has said she only decided to go out with me once she found out I had had the chop
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