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    Rednecks

    I know'd that this'll remahnd a couple of our bruthers o' home....


    A redneck takes his daughter to the gynaecologist, and the doctor asks if she's sexually active.

    The hillbilly replies "Nope. She jes' lies there - like her mother."
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    well done that man. Anyone got more?
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander


    Nice.

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    Is it just me, or if you look at that flag of Waylanders slightly crosseyed, then the folds in it look like a womans . . . errr . . . nevermind . . .

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    Few more rednecks....
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    Are you sure that third picture isn't the setup for some Topgear stunt?
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    I come from argueably the New Zealand home of rednecks Upper Hutt. Thats the place where the guy kicked out his new wife and ran to his Pa's house yellin Pa Pa she was a virgin. Pa replies well son if she werent good enough for her family she aint good enough for ours.
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    Yeehaww!! Po' White Trash Valley!
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    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Respect the Redneck!! Else next time Y'all's-a-comin' through our here town y'all might want some of them fancy bullet stopin' fabric.

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


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