I know'd that this'll remahnd a couple of our bruthers o' home....
A redneck takes his daughter to the gynaecologist, and the doctor asks if she's sexually active.
The hillbilly replies "Nope. She jes' lies there - like her mother."
I know'd that this'll remahnd a couple of our bruthers o' home....
A redneck takes his daughter to the gynaecologist, and the doctor asks if she's sexually active.
The hillbilly replies "Nope. She jes' lies there - like her mother."
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
well done that man. Anyone got more?
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...0&d=1143075265 <----YA DAMN RIGHT!!!
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Originally Posted by Waylander
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Nice.
Is it just me, or if you look at that flag of Waylanders slightly crosseyed, then the folds in it look like a womans . . . errr . . . nevermind . . .
Few more rednecks....
I come from argueably the New Zealand home of rednecks Upper Hutt. Thats the place where the guy kicked out his new wife and ran to his Pa's house yellin Pa Pa she was a virgin. Pa replies well son if she werent good enough for her family she aint good enough for ours.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Yeehaww!! Po' White Trash Valley!
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Respect the Redneck!! Else next time Y'all's-a-comin' through our here town y'all might want some of them fancy bullet stopin' fabric.![]()
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
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