what do retired people do all day?

[Cibby]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting and the answer is lots of things.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came
out, there was a traffic cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi SOB. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres.

So I called him an AH. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.............

[bugjuice]

lol.. must try that..

for a second (well, a little longer), I thought the title was 'retarded', not retired..

[froggyfrenchman]

bwahahahahahaha. my mate is a groundsman at a old folks home. he re4cons they just drink alot.

[Blackbird]

I love my current job, but plan to retire early (ish) in 2 years. Can't wait to run my own life with a bit of part-timeconsulting, fishing, travelling and riding the bike a lot more. (Actually, consulting is at the bottom of the list )