Sex or Kiwibiker

[Racey Rider]

Hello. My names Racey,, and Im a,,,,,, :disapint:

I'm a Kiwibikeraholic.

This was first brought to my attention 5 minutes ago by my wife of 14 years.

Apparently,, I'm not "Getting it" as much lately because I spend too much time on here.

If only we had a computer in the bedroom, then one wouldn't have to choose between catching up on the latest mud flinging, lie telling, and KB adventures (in that order), and ...



PLEASE HELP!

[Hitcher]

To paraphrase the Rider In Black:

"Whole-life balance, Racey-san!"

[Marknz]

go and get some quick... some of us are missing out for all the wrong reasons and you should log off real quick

[Ghost Lemur]

Isn't the chair in front of your computer comfy?

I've had the comp next to the bed numerous times, but eventually it gets banashed. Use the excuse you want to enable her to watch movies in bed. Make sure there are one or two of her films on it. Then you just forget to take it out. Before you know it you're spending a LOT of time in bed.

[k14]

Damn, that is just too much information.

[SpankMe]

I know where my priorities lie. My GF just called up and wants me to come around for the night. Bloody chat config can wait till tomorrow.

[jrandom]

Now *that's* why I do most of my browsing and posting from work...

[Marknz]

I know where my priorities lie. My GF just called up and wants me to come around for the night. Bloody chat config can wait till tomorrow.

Mate, if that's your girlfriend modelling the KB t-shirts, then I don't know why you bothered even sending that message... Get outta here!

[Ghost Lemur]

Mine's in Nelson studying atm.

[Ms Piggy]

go and get some quick... some of us are missing out for all the wrong reasons and you should log off real quick

Yes with ya on that! In fact I'm surprised you took the time actually post!

And here was me thinking that men were always the ones complaining that they weren't "getting enough", yet another myth about boys dispelled.

[White trash]

I'm not getting any regardless of how much time I spend on here. And I certainly wouldn't be getting it at work anyway.

SpankMe, I'm with Mark!

[RiderInBlack]

The posts will still be there if you don't read them straight away Your wife or girlfriend might not Make sure you keep her "satified" or run the risk that someone else might do that for you

Unless you want to get rid of her, then give us a call (promise dirty deeds done dirty cheap ). Just joking Cool song but

[SpankMe]

Mate, if that's your girlfriend modelling the KB t-shirts, then I don't know why you bothered even sending that message... Get outta here!

Yep, thats her. I already had my gear on when I typed that and was out the door the second after I hit submit.

[FROSTY:Me]

is it a decision ? Get her her own bike--they shell be on kb as much as you are -sighn of serious addiction--puter in garage with the bike

[scroter]

Hey Racey Rider sounds like your in a bit of a jam.
I suggest in the middle of your favourite TV program pick her up take her to I dunno the shed(whereever your motorbikes parked) and give her a good rogering on it. One like youd only just met her. This is probably a bit rough for this site I know but you know that if you dont do somehting really special you probably wont be forgiven for a while.