I hope this has'nt been posted here before, not sure who sent this one to me.
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter
in Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami,
he's shivering and shaking.
The other flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?
The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey
in the moustache of a guy on a Harley Davidson motorcycle."
The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way
to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar,
have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess.
Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to
travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will
give it a try next winter. A year goes by..... When the first
flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I
went to the New Jersey airport bar and had a few drinks.
Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her
warm cozy spot.
It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I
was back in the moustache of the guy on the Harley Davidson motorcycle again."
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