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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe
    JSG...I do hope you did go back and pick it all up...
    It got shreaded so he looked like he had Peebles or Wilma's see through dress on

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    Should have been bubble wrap...
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    get hard you fuck, i thought they built them tough in india... or dont you eat hot curry?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_d
    get hard you fuck, i thought they built them tough in india... or dont you eat hot curry?
    No I don't eat hot curry, not all Indians do, hate chillies but love all the other spices.

    Don't worry I ended up riding the last 200ks in horrible rain, even managed to catch up to TL Rider,

    Was a nice quick trip home I guess all the pohleece were too cold and wet to give a damn, or that bit about radar guns not working in the rain is true.

    I wasn't scared of getting myself wet - just my leathers...... as drying them is a bitch......

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    Perhaps it had to be raining to use the suit; I’m sure the packaging had “just add water “on it...! Or was that something about a spermicide ????

    My 26 year old Banana suit worked a treat Wet Gloves and damp sox’s was the only damage.
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    lol he just looks weird

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    jsg's mother does not want her little poppadum to get wet ....next time she will put him in bubble wrap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TL Rider
    I'm not kidding when I say that it's got to be the most insane thing I've ever seen a motorcylist do especially when 15kms later it had basically shreaded itself from him!
    Pity we didn't get a snap of a certain other rider in his banana suit...or did we?
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    I just couldnt believe my eyes was this real? Then I had to follow you mate, all I could see in front of me on a long straight was this guy suited up for a world superbike series pre-wrapped in cellophane leg stuck out for I dont know what corner in the far off distance with the cellophane deciding to unravel itself, hell even my bike almost turned red with embarrassment, a great giggle
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    i cant decide is this is joke or serious? didnt want to get the leathers wet, but whats the deal?? confused.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtMad
    i cant decide is this is joke or serious? didnt want to get the leathers wet, but whats the deal?? confused.
    Was a good laugh that's all. Just seeing TL Riders face was worth it.

    As John said - Kodak Moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swanny
    JSG, just out of plain curiosity, have you ever been in a motorcycle accident of any sort? I personally don't think there is much point in leathers unless you are doing 160kmp/h +. Personally, I put more emphasis on armour type gear to prevent breakages. Who needs skin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk
    Youre gonna shoot yourself in the foot................ how long HAVE you been riding for?
    Not long enough to know how slow some KB rides can be and what happens when things go wrong at those slow speeds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk
    Youre gonna shoot yourself in the foot................ how long HAVE you been riding for?
    leather all the way anything else, is just not gay enough.

    But hey I dont give a fuck what you ride in not my body, but been in plenty of various crashes - with gear without gear and various gear - best protection was provided by the leathers every time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk
    Youre gonna shoot yourself in the foot................ how long HAVE you been riding for?
    I think Qkchk is talkin' to swanny here, with is lack of aversion to having skin. But Qkchk, ya need to emphasise YOU, not HAVE. Thusly:

    ....how long have YOU been riding for?

    But yeah, to hell with that swanny. As a strange friend of mine used to say, show us ya skin grafts!!
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    and yet swanny binned my pit bike at like 20kph and got fully jandelled

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