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    Blonde Genies

    Subject: Blonde Genies
    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIE'S?

    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
    partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
    Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted
    three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies
    disappear.
    The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
    surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and
    begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet,
    he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there's a
    knock at the door.
    He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux
    Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope
    over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen
    are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.
    One blonde genie says to the other one,"
    I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
    But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

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    Nice
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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    bwahahaha!!

    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
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    oh hell... I'm fucked

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    lol not bad

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    very gud...
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    HA HA HA HA HA :slap:

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    LOL LOL ROFL LOL LOL. that deserves green rep
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