My Grandad.

**inlinefour** · 29th March 2006, 00:26

Picture this: Monday morning, class just seated in primary school. Teacher asks class if they have any stories to tell from over the weekend.
Little Johnny up the back sticks his hand up immdiately and shouts out "me miss, pick me"! Little mary up the frount puts her hand up and says yes miss. Teacher points to Mary and says please tell us Mary.
Mary says "Mummy asked me to goto the shop to buy some eggs and after putting them into the basket on the frount of my bike I started riding home. On the way home a dog ran out in frount of me and I crashed my bike, breaking the eggs". The teacher says "so what was the moral of that story mary"? Mary replies "don't put all your eggs in the same basket".
Little Johnny still has his hand up in the air waving it about and looking like he is about to burst. So the teacher says "yes Johnny, what is your story"?
Johny says "my grandad came to visit and he told me all about the time he spent in the war. He was in the trenches alone with the germans about to attack. All he had was a bottle of whiskey, his rifle with no ammunition and a bayonette".
The teacher looks at Johnny and says "and what did your grandfather do"?
Johny replies "grandad drank the wiskey and then killed all the Germans"!
The teacher then says "so whats the moral of that story Johnny"? Johnny looks at the teacher and says "never fuck with grandad when he is pissed"!!!!