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    Breakfast

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
    Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said,
    "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
    too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
    We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get
    MORE BUTTE R? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I
    said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
    Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
    mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
    them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

    The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
    think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

    The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels
    like when I m driving."
    "Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa

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    Very good indeed!!
    Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
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    Always funny to read once again (link from this page).
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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    hahahaa.. but then I'd get.. cook it yourself! and we can't have that!! =)
    You can't fight sleep.. if you feel tired, stop and rest!

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