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    Funny as

    Heading for home on tuesday morning and I've just come off Mt Messenger north of New plymouth.
    A silver WRX goes past me like I'm standing still,it's pissing down with rain and I think "you won't get away with that sort of shit for long mate".
    2-3 kms down the road and here's a WRX parked in the ditch having rolled a couple of times.A very sad looking dude's standing next to it with blood running down his face.Ahhhhh shit here we go again.
    I stop,get out, an the first thing he says is the steering was faulty.I say, piss off mate you were frigin' flying,that's what was faulty.
    He then starts asking me not to tell the cops.
    Trouble is theres WRX bits for 50 meters in all directions,so he starts trying to pick bits up.I stop him an get him to sit down on the side of the road because he was losing a fair bit of blood an the pupils of his eyes are like pin pricks.
    Then a CVI unit turns up,takes one look an says "going a bit fast were we!!!
    Ya' see some interesting things on the road

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    Just another idiot learning the hard way- sadly, it sounds as though its a pretty thick skull
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    He deserved it. Well done for stopping mate
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    Gee!!!!!!! Wonder why that happened?????
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    Nice work jackrat.

    Faulty Steering?

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    Faulty steering? yeah, the nut behind the wheel was loose.
    Time to ride

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    Yeh funny your stering doesnt work very well when your cars on its roof lol, good on ya 4 stoping mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrat
    Ahhhhh shit here we go again.
    Funny, that's exactly what I think as well when I see something like that. Well done for stopping and getting the driver to take a chill before he fainted.

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    Anybody who drives a WRX deserves everything they get. Fuckign things. Every time I hear one I look around for the bike.

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    You sure he's not a KB'er?
    If not he should join.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadmeister
    ........ Every time I hear one I look around for the bike.
    Yea - with one plug misfiring.....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadmeister
    Anybody who drives a WRX deserves everything they get. Fuckign things. Every time I hear one I look around for the bike.
    Phew.... that lets me off then as I drive an Impreza HX20. Sort of a WRX minus the turbo. And I don't wear a baseball cap pointing rearwards

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    That's the question I'd ask - How old was he? Does this realate to the restricting cc rated cars to new drivers thread?

    I can hear him telling his mates later "Yeah man, I was f*cking flying. Then I dunno, sumfing happened to the steering...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird
    Phew.... that lets me off then as I drive an Impreza HX20. Sort of a WRX minus the turbo. And I don't wear a baseball cap pointing rearwards
    And me with the Legacy. Cant say I mistake them for bikes tho . . .

    Or have BMW have started making horribly opposed 4's?

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