Are all BMW cagers arseholes?

**Flatcap** · 31st March 2006, 20:13

Is it just me, or is everyone who drives a BMW an incompetent pillock?

Had an incident a while back where some guy in a red 80's convertable tailgated me in a 50kph zone while I was going at a reasonable 65kph (in no hurry, enjoying the brilliant day). He then forced his way through on the left and sped off. I took exception to this and pursued him (yes, I was on the scoot you heckling bastards) caught up to him at the lights and gave him a piece of my mind, but as far as he was concerned he had done no wrong!

Then yesterday I was waiting at a Give Way and some useless slapper in a BMW rolled into the back of me, luckly doing minimal damage.

And this is not to mention all the red light runners in BMWs I have seen, the non indicators in BMWs, the random U-turners in BMWs, the right turners from a left position at busy T-intersections, those who park in bus lanes during rush hour, those who take 15 seconds to move at a green light, those who talk on cell phones while negotiation a roundabout - disproportionally BMW drivers

Am I a BMW racist, or have you lot had similar experiences?

**Motu** · 31st March 2006, 20:24

Are these 3 series drivers or 5 series?

**Shadows** · 31st March 2006, 20:33

I thought on this site it was generally agreed that, present company excluded of course, ALL cagers are arseholes.

**Indiana_Jones** · 31st March 2006, 20:36

I hate those c*nts who are in there 40's + driving a holden, and listening to the Raki (which i have nothing against) they are utter pricks.

-Indy

**Virago** · 31st March 2006, 20:39

Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

A: The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.

(Ah, they don't write jokes like that anymore....)

**Flatcap** · 31st March 2006, 20:41

Originally Posted by Shadmeister

I thought on this site it was generally agreed that, present company excluded of course, ALL cagers are arseholes.

Yes - you have a fair point there Shadmeister.

Perhaps I should have asked "Are BMW drivers the biggest Arseholes of all"

**ducatilover** · 31st March 2006, 21:43

nah mate, i know one decent bmw driver, but thats a 1990 525i so its not cou nted cos i want one, bmws are great to drive [unless you get a four cylinder] and i wouldnt mind one. so not all bmw drivers are faggots cos theres one exception!....... so nearly all, or the vast majority.... even though i only know 7 or 8 people that have bimmers

**ducatilover** · 31st March 2006, 21:45

Originally Posted by Motu

Are these 3 series drivers or 5 series?

or the 7 series? or the 6's? or the x5/x3 drivers? or the z3/4 drivers? etc etc or the old 2002 turbo drivers? or the one series drivers? blah blah

**BuFfY** · 31st March 2006, 21:52

The car that crashed into me on Tuesday was a BMW! so yeh... beemer drivers are complete pillocks!

**Shadows** · 31st March 2006, 21:56

Originally Posted by Fairlie

Yes - you have a fair point there Shadmeister.

Perhaps I should have asked "Are BMW drivers the biggest Arseholes of all"

In that case I would say yes, but they have to share the top spot with Landrover drivers and Boy Racers.

And whatever you do, don't get me started on those fucking Subarus with those wankerous megaphone exhausts!!!

[edit] No hang on, Boy Racers are cunts, not arseholes. Thats a different contest altogether.

**Virago** · 31st March 2006, 22:00

Originally Posted by Shadmeister

....Boy Racers are cunts, not arseholes.....

In that contest, isn't the arsehole a "close second"?

**Colapop** · 31st March 2006, 22:00

I can hear it now... "I'm not an asshole I own not only a BMW but the road too!!" Asshole

**C_A** · 31st March 2006, 22:01

big meh, i have a problem with alot of bikers too :P
i find in general, women driving "wank value": cars (read:expensive) bmws, audis, mg's, altezzas, blah blah blah. all unwashed, no doubt dented, and clutches fanned to fuck, they're the worst

and ford/holden drivers in general "i'm a shithead in a poorly built car, watch out"
hah

**Virago** · 31st March 2006, 22:03

Originally Posted by C_A

big meh, i have a problem with alot of bikers too :P
i find in general, women driving "wank value": cars (read:expensive) bmws, audis, mg's, altezzas, blah blah blah. all unwashed, no doubt dented, and clutches fanned to fuck, they're the worst

and ford/holden drivers in general "i'm a shithead in a poorly built car, watch out"
hah

You forgot the asians....