Are all BMW cagers arseholes?

**Shadows** · 31st March 2006, 22:13

Originally Posted by Virago

In that contest, isn't the arsehole a "close second"?

LOL in the contest you speak of I don't really care who comes first, as long as I finish!

**SlowHand** · 31st March 2006, 22:16

from reading your posts, could be an idea to play bloodhoundgang's why's everybody always picking on me and sink some beers

and maybe check the back of your shirt for a 'kick me' sign?

**Shadows** · 31st March 2006, 22:21

Originally Posted by Strat

from reading your posts, could be an idea to play bloodhoundgang's why's everybody always picking on me and sink some beers

and maybe check the back of your shirt for a 'kick me' sign?

I'm on the bourbon. Can't you tell?

**Timber020** · 31st March 2006, 23:05

BMW drivers stick out a bit more when they piss us off. A few have got on my wick. My mum drives a Beemer, like the rest of her family, shes a menace.

**White trash** · 31st March 2006, 23:11

Nope. I'll be driving a matt black 525i with white trash paltes very soon and I'm far from a pillock.......

**bane** · 31st March 2006, 23:13

yes

next Q please

**White trash** · 31st March 2006, 23:15

Originally Posted by bane

yes

next Q please

All GSX 750 riders are arseholes. I know, I saw one once.

**Meathorse** · 31st March 2006, 23:41

Originally Posted by Fairlie

Is it just me, or is everyone who drives a BMW an incompetent pillock?

...and this differs from the average NZ driver how!?

I think BMW's stick out a lot more because people notice them more than your average Corolla or "insert random jap-car model here"... plus the fact that they are often refered to as 'Drivers cars' - fuckwits buy them and think "Now I can drive good!"

One word for these tards: "WINNER!"

**Jackrat** · 1st April 2006, 16:01

I'm thinking of buying a BMW,can anybody tell me which model has the best bumpers.Or will I have to take the bullbars off the cruiser an use them.
Just for parking you understand

**onearmedbandit** · 1st April 2006, 17:03

This whole thread had me laughing! Thanks for the laugh, especially to Fairlie.

**Indiana_Jones** · 2nd April 2006, 11:24

Originally Posted by Strat

from reading your posts, could be an idea to play bloodhoundgang's why's everybody always picking on me and sink some beers

and maybe check the back of your shirt for a 'kick me' sign?

Dude, I love your reservoir dogs styles, and man I crushed my wayfarer's last

night, but they seem ok

-Indy

**Sniper** · 2nd April 2006, 11:37

Originally Posted by Shadmeister

[edit] No hang on, Boy Racers are cunts, not arseholes. Thats a different contest altogether.

Gary: Oh no we aren't! We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors' Guild!.. are pussies. And Kim Jong Il!.. is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks!.. because puusies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole... is a dick... with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't apporoporate,...

Spottswoode: Yess, Gary, yess.

Gary: ...and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this... crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies!... all covered in shit.

**Beemer** · 2nd April 2006, 13:13

I'd have to agree with you - the MAJORITY of BMW car drivers fall into two camps - either the crawl at 80kph guys or the got-to-get-past-you-at-all-costs types.

Although drivers of white vans and Range Rover drivers are coming a close second! On my way to Wellington yesterday by car (no, NOT to see the bloody rugby) I watched this idiot who got upset at a guy who pulled out from a side road onto SH1 at Waikanae. It was in the 70kph zone and there was plenty of room, but WVM (white van man) was doing about 110 and wasn't prepared to slow down for anyone, so he pulled on the INSIDE of this guy and passed him - and for what? He turned off into Waikanae about 200m later!

As I'd been stuck behind a guy (in a BMW, ironically!) doing 60 in the 80 zone leading into Paekakariki I headed over the hill - only to catch up to a Range Rover doing 30 max. He was so slow I had to drop into second gear and there was nowhere to pass safely. I hoped he'd stop at the summit but he didn't, and then he caught up to two fucking cyclists (see the post on cyclists for my views on THESE idiots!) riding in the middle of the lane so he sat behind them, even when he could see to pass them. Admittedly they were probably going faster than him, but I didn't turn off to avoid the traffic only to be crawling at 30kph all the way to Battle Hill, so I flashed my lights at him. Thankfully a few corners later there was a driveway and he pulled over and let me pass. A few hundred metres later the cyclists were history too (no, despite being sorely tempted, I did not run the tossers over and throw their bodies in the bushes) but I was so frustrated.

In fact the whole trip was a nightmare. Even in the 100kph parts I'd come across drivers doing a maximum of 80 - it's almost like 80 has become the new 100. One woman on Haywards Hill was doing 80 in the 100km bit then slowed to about 50 doing down the hill, braking for EVERY slight curve in the road. I've got to the stage where I loathe heading to Wellington because by the time you factor in the numerous road works and tossers, you'd be better off not bothering. It took me 1hr 45m to get from Levin to Lower Hutt - a distance of 110kms.

**HDTboy** · 2nd April 2006, 14:02

No .

**Goblin** · 2nd April 2006, 14:31

Originally Posted by Beemer

I'd have to agree with you - the MAJORITY of BMW car drivers fall into two camps - either the crawl at 80kph guys or the got-to-get-past-you-at-all-costs types.

Although drivers of white vans and Range Rover drivers are coming a close second! On my way to Wellington yesterday by car (no, NOT to see the bloody rugby) I watched this idiot who got upset at a guy who pulled out from a side road onto SH1 at Waikanae. It was in the 70kph zone and there was plenty of room, but WVM (white van man) was doing about 110 and wasn't prepared to slow down for anyone, so he pulled on the INSIDE of this guy and passed him - and for what? He turned off into Waikanae about 200m later!

BEWARE the WVM is out ta get ya!!! Had too many incidents with WVM to count

Not to mention Pajeros & BMW's...the ones that wear a hat while driving need looking out for too.:spudwow: