Are all BMW cagers arseholes?

**Swoop** · 2nd April 2006, 16:37

Originally Posted by Beemer

I'd have to agree with you - the MAJORITY of BMW car drivers fall into two camps - either the crawl at 80kph guys or the got-to-get-past-you-at-all-costs types...

...It took me 1hr 45m to get from Levin to Lower Hutt - a distance of 110kms.

Welcome to the outskirts of Auckland...

**Finn** · 2nd April 2006, 17:21

I've got a BMW and according to my girlfriend I'm an arsehole. So in my case, it appears to be true.

Also, I think all Holden drivers are inbreeds and as for bikers, they should all get themselves a haircut and a job. Losers.

**Indiana_Jones** · 2nd April 2006, 20:30

Originally Posted by Finn

Also, I think all Holden drivers are inbreeds and as for bikers, they should all get themselves a haircut and a job. Losers.

I love you too man, now gimmie some lovin'

-Indy

**hXc** · 2nd April 2006, 20:31

To answer your question simply: Yes.

**Sketchy_Racer** · 2nd April 2006, 20:35

I need say nothing.

**SlowHand** · 3rd April 2006, 01:54

Originally Posted by Shadmeister

I'm on the bourbon. Can't you tell?

ha! crack up, i was responding to fairlies orig post.
anywho, a rep incase i caused u some disturbance in the bourbon force

**montsta56** · 3rd April 2006, 09:09

Hey man stop bein a hater. I dont think you can generalise people on what they drive or ride.There's heaps of bike rider's drivin german falcon's around!!

**Lazy7** · 3rd April 2006, 09:18

yes. all BMW drivers are assholes. not just to people on bikes either but cars as well.

i remember one morning trying to merge with traffic at the top of my road. there is a big no stopping zone at the top of my street to allow people in.

one morning theres an old fart in an X5 parked right in the middle of the no stopping area. so i pull up and cut him in. wasn't much room for me however so traffic started to back up behind me.

i wound down my window and yelled out to him. "Hey - this is a keep clear, you shouldn't park here, looked what you've done to the traffic!"

and he yells back, "yeah, i know, but i just dont give a fuck! its a great way to start the day, pissing people off on the roads is a better pickme up than my morning coffee"

fucker.

so i pulled in front of him and stopped. the light went from red to green, then back to red again. i didn't move. finally after it sounded like his horn was going to explode i moved on.

bastard.

**MSTRS:Me** · 3rd April 2006, 09:27

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

I hate those c*nts who are in there 40's + driving a holden, and listening to the Raki (which i have nothing against) they are utter pricks.

-Indy

Oh good - not me - I listen to the Rock....

Anyway BMW drivers are Bastards. Audi drivers are Arseholes. Camry drivers are Cunts.......see where this is going?

**MSTRS:Me** · 3rd April 2006, 09:30

Originally Posted by Goblin

...the ones that wear a hat while driving need looking out for too.:spudwow:

They're not so bad...at least you can spot them from a distance and avoid them. It's the ones that drive incognito that'll get you everytime.

**ManDownUnder** · 3rd April 2006, 09:41

Now THERE's a funny thing...

English GIT in a Z3 (number plate "HIPS"... anyone... anyone???) merges into my lane on Ponsonby Rd... , doesn't see me, I hit the horn to let him know I'm there and we both stop at the back of the traffic queue...

He starts going off at me for cutting him up (I assume that means cutting me off). I mentioned I'd been in this lane since the last set f lights and he starts going right off at me... I felt the venom starting to rise so just waved him off, split to the front of the que and put some space between me and him.

He gives me the finger as he went past while I'm stopped at the Newton Onramp.

Anyone out there got a "watch out for bikes" sticker? I'd really (REALLY) like to post him one.

**ManDownUnder** · 3rd April 2006, 09:42

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Oh good - not me - I listen to the Rock....

Anyway BMW drivers are Bastards. Audi drivers are Arseholes. Camry drivers are Cunts.......see where this is going?

all the way to Zephyrs?

**tracyprier** · 3rd April 2006, 14:44

This might have already been around but I think it appropriate for this thread.

**Lou Girardin** · 3rd April 2006, 15:04

Apparently Mondeos don't have indicators either. Or so said the driver when I asked him about it after he cut me off twice.
What they do have is cunts dumb enough to drive them, which is what I told him.

**Smorg** · 4th April 2006, 08:58

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Apparently Mondeos don't have indicators either. Or so said the driver when I asked him about it after he cut me off twice.
What they do have is cunts dumb enough to drive them, which is what I told him.

Fucken tell me about it.............was riding my moutain bike home from work yesterday night and got forced of the road by a cunt in a ford mondeo.

MOTHERFUCKER! I hope i see him again tonight. Show him all the fucken cuts and brusies up my leg

then punch the fat old cunts head in