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  1. 31st March 2006, 09:21 #1
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    Australia's Uluru hard to find for drunk driver
    30.03.06 3.20pm

    CANBERRA - A drunk driver just 100 metres from Australia's iconic giant monolith once known as Ayers Rock has stopped police to ask the way to the 345-metre-high (1,100-ft-high) rock.

    The headlights of the man's car were actually shining on Uluru, which has a 9.4-km circumference, Northern Territory police said.

    The 44-year-old man, whose car was also towing an aluminium boat, has been charged with drink driving and unlicensed driving.

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    sometimes you just can't see the trees for the forest...
    should have slept it off in the boat. Besides, where the hell is the nearest water round there?!?!?
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    If your driving drunk and unlicenced, and need directions - why would you stop a cop?

    As for the boat, maybe he was gonna slide it down the side of Ayres Rock? Be one hell of a ride . . .
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    BTW - anyone seen Aussies new immigration policy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    BTW - anyone seen Aussies new immigration policy?
    Tui moment, reckon Blightly needs a sign like that at Dover though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    BTW - anyone seen Aussies new immigration policy?
    That could apply to NZ too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    If your driving drunk and unlicenced, and need directions - why would you stop a cop?

    As for the boat, maybe he was gonna slide it down the side of Ayres Rock? Be one hell of a ride . . .
    ... because they are supposed to know where things are?
    + don't ALL ockers drive drunk - especially in the outback! The sides of the road glisten in the NT due to the amount of cans thrown from cage windows...
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    He probably didn't recognise the cop as being a cop.
    They often drive holden rodeo utes with no markings.
    Still a dipshit but,she's a pretty big rock aye.
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