An old timer is sitting in his rocking chair on the porch when a couple of boys come past carrying a Crowbar and a sack.
Old timer says "what are you up to?".
The boys say they are going to get some crows.
Old timer says "Don't be stupid, you can't get crows with a crow bar!"
Couple of hours later the boys come back and show the old timer they have a sack full of crows.
Next day the old timer is sitting in his rocking chair on the porch when the boys come past, this time they have Duct tape, and explain they are going to get some Ducks.
Old timer says "Don't be stupid, you can't get ducks with duct tape"
Couple of hours later the boys come back and show him they have a sack full of ducks.
Next day the old timer is sitting in his rocking chair on the porch when the boys come past. This time the are carrying some Pussy Willow.
Old timer says "wait up boys I'll just grab my hat"
Rugby - A Hooligans Game played by Gentlemen. 
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