What is it with chicks .....

[Mental Trousers]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

[James Deuce]

So all the chicks you know that are in relationships are lesbians then?

[Karma]

You ever had someone puke whilst going down on you?? No... didn't think so.

[Back Fire]

they have their own distilleries... they make their own wines...

[Blackbird]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

Because their partners are cheap and buy them crap wines. Don't be a tight arse and think about buying something over $5 a bottle. They might even like you enough to let you get your leg over after that.

[kickingzebra]

I think its coz they whine often enough when not drinking, that when wine comes up, they have nearly always had enough!

[Skyryder]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

Might have something to do with cheap wine.

Skyryder

[Hitcher]

Sitting on the beach drinkin' rocket fuels Oh Yeah!
Spent the whole night breakin' all the rules Oh Yeah!
Mending every minute of the day before
Watching the ocean, watching the shore
Watching the sunrise, and thinkin' there could never be more
Never be more
Anytime you want to find me
I ain't got a telephone
I'm another world away
But I always feel at home, with my

Cheap wine and a three-day growth . . .

[2much]

Have you ever seen how emotional chicks get when they've been drinking wine?

It's because their partners know that if the chick drinks much more than one glass then they're in for a night of deep heart-to-hearts, emotional outbursts, stupid accusations, and a whole lot of unpredictable shit.

Therefore drinking the remaining bottle before they need another glass is simply self-preservation.

[Big Dave]

It wears off as they get older.
Co-pilot drinks me under the table 25 years on.

[DingDong]

..... and wine?? Just about every chick I know in a relationship has about 1/2 a glass of wine and their partner drinks the rest. What's up with that??

It all comes down to "equal rights".
Bird Flu... so only chicks get it, so to keep things fair they use their evil powers to make men believe they're weak and cant finish their crappy (cheap) wine, we fall for it every time... and quickly down it.
Now both men and chicks have equal ratio's of chicks Birdflu... god damit! evil bitches!

It dont worry lesbos... they're all chicks anyway

[sprocket]

wine bring on the beer wenches

[Mental Trousers]

Because their partners are cheap and buy them crap wines. Don't be a tight arse and think about buying something over $5 a bottle. They might even like you enough to let you get your leg over after that.

Cheap wine?? Fuck that. A $15 bottle of plonk is cheap plonk.

I like 2much's explanation better with kickingzebra a close 2nd.

[BuFfY]

Well if they are given a good wine then they wouldn't give half of it up... unless they are a cheap drunk and can only drink half a glass!!

[sunhuntin]

as a female... i can honestly say that wine doesnt like my tastebuds. i can usually finish a glass if forced, but i will nurse it for hours, literally. same with champagne....managed half a glass on my 21st and that was it.

i prefer mudshakes over anything else.