Forum whore
A recent scientific study has found that women will find different males attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
When a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
On the other hand, just before she is menstruating she will prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump shoved up his bum.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Forum whore
LOL!!!!!!!!!! Not married are you?
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Scooter boy
lol.. weird
Chump
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Having emerged from my cave , from a recient onslought I know full well the full horrorsOriginally Posted by Colapop
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Sounds like fun.... wheres the gasoline?
Gremlin says:
I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
Gremlin says:
oh hell... I'm fucked
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