qkchk/custards Inaugural Gixxer Club Northern ride revisit

[Cajun]

Yeah, haven't had my morning beer yet.

Fair enough, it's about time I posted up a ride plan.

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Ohinewai onramp 0745

Can stop at Manakau Autobarn at 0800 if anyone wants to meet there.

15 mins from Ohinewai to manakau i know you on a suzuki but that distance on sh1 you be doing twice the legish limit to do it in that sorta time

[2much]

Oops, thanks for pointing out that error, corrected now

[kiwifruit]

hmm, thinking bout it,
would be a very early start.....

[DMNTD:Me]

At the end of the day a rider should be able to organise a ride that he/she will enjoy and be comfortable on (I can not see the point of organising a ride you are going to hate). If that excludes some riders then tough, it's not their ride, it's the organisers. The best thing for these riders to do is to organise their own ride, rather than getting shitty about not being allowed on that ride. OK?

Mate...bingo was his nameo...
Now then,as I've said before who wants to ride their bike on a sweet arse set of roads without bitching like a pack of wimmin at the hairdressers?
Come on y'all...mount ya steeds and ride FFS and if ya can't handle the guidelines of THIS ride go and get ya high lights done!!

[The_Dover]

This thread reminds me of those dumb bitches on The Apprentice last night...

Team work? dopey tarts.

[Qkkid]

This thread reminds me of those dumb bitches on The Apprentice last night...

Team work? dopey tarts.

hahahahahahaha From what i hear you doing more fighting than riding these days what happened to ya ya big cock

[John]

what happened to ya ya big cock

dont say "Big Cock" around TL he still misses that big yellow cock he used to ride, hes suffering withdrawal and will do anything for some big cock thesedays - trust me

[The_Dover]

dont say "Big Cock" around TL he still misses that big yellow cock he used to ride, hes suffering withdrawal and will do anything for some big cock thesedays - trust me

Is that how you are paying for your new bike then?

small instalments?

[Qkchk:Me]

Arrive Westgate at 0830.

I recommend you plan to be at any points 15mins before the posted time as they are only approximate, and if I don't see anyone I won't be stopping.

If anyone wants to meet somewhere else along the route, let me know.

The same goes for our end, we will wait for you and your posse to turn up unless you are running extremely late. Might pay to PM Custard your cell no, just incase something goes wrong...

[Qkchk:Me]

HEY _ WTF are you talking about?? You said you'd provide brand new yellow gixxer thous to everyone who turns up.

Now you're saying you're gonna do whatever you want........ eeeshhh.......

Its bad enough at home at the moment. He's gone parked my bike up @ the bike shop (and I would kill the runabout we have been given) so I might have to take off with his custard...... (one way to speed up the slow turning wheels of new bike ownership...)

[John]

nah its to much for him, give it to him every fornight so he has a week to rest, he is a girl after all - hes not as gay no he has a kwack but he still gets the niggle.

[justsomeguy]

hahahahahahaha From what i hear you doing more fighting than riding these days what happened to ya ya big cock

He's pretending to have discovered his conscience.

[justsomeguy]

Its bad enough at home at the moment. He's gone parked my bike up @ the bike shop (and I would kill the runabout we have been given) so I might have to take off with his custard...... (one way to speed up the slow turning wheels of new bike ownership...)

I thought you were given a Blue bike to ride in the mean time - until you get hit with a dangerous case of yellow fever.

[SwanTiger]

Just got back from cruising those northern roads plotting out an exact route for the 250cc Owners Ride this weekend.

My fucking merry mellow puff johns got a small penis god was that a good ride. Can't wait to see what that fella with the pink bike has to show us.

380 + km's and 6 hours of multiple orgasms.

[Qkchk:Me]

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At the end of the day a rider should be able to organise a ride that he/she will enjoy and be comfortable on (I can not see the point of organising a ride you are going to hate). If that excludes some riders then tough, it's not their ride, it's the organisers. The best thing for these riders to do is to organise their own ride, rather than getting shitty about not being allowed on that ride. OK?

Im not having a personal attack at anyone. It's not the fact we are anal about smaller cc riders. It's the fact that I am personally sick of attending prangs. They upset the riding style and everyone doesnt get back into 'the groove'. Its nothing short of 'a wet blanket'. (I have personally experienced this at least twice now on big rides and quite a few on smaller ones.)

Before some of you get all hot-headed about 'its the big bikes that crash more......' take into account the type of riding we do (and the speed - remember its no sunday stroll) which IS NOT SUITABLE FOR NEWBS or Slower bikes. We havnt said a complete NO to smaller bikes. It is up to the induvidual to contact one of the ride organisers and we will '"gauge" if you will be ok for this ride.

Another point of interest is from my Thurs night rides, I have discussed this with a few 'senior' members who frequent my rides. The common topic being "worried about the smaller cc guys trying to keep up and/or be faster than the big bikes." As we have blah blah blahed on about for some time now and Im sure there will be people not seeing my point BUT, there is 3 common faults that led to a prang:

1. Male testostrone (or female equiv) As in the case of "Shit some KBER is behind me, I better try and keep them off my tail. They might think I ride like a nana...." OR

2."I better go faster to try and keep up"

3. The worst of all 3 - ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN TO ME syndrome.

Im probably wasting my breath but I hope this may shine some light on how we (me and Custard) feel about it. Lets just read the threads properly and get on with it!