qkchk/custards Inaugural Gixxer Club Northern ride revisit

[justsomeguy]

BTW, JSG, you wouldn't know jack shit about fucking a rear tyre. Those 250's couldn't pull a sailor off your sister*. Have a look at my rear tyre before we start, then check it again at the end.




* (c) Terbang

Dufus - I didn't start out with a new tyre - I had already done 8000+K's on it. I was talking about my tyre reaching the end of it's life and me having to replace it - which added to my expenses along with the ride expenses.

I'm not trying to start a my &^%& is bigger than yours as I can root a tyre before I get out of the shop contest.

[justsomeguy]

Fucken ages.

Curious as to how long that bastard will wait for you though.

Also who spends $25 on lunch on a ride anyway, you must have more dollars than cents/sense whatever.

Did you read my post correctly? Why're you calling yourself a bastige?

[Qkkid]

Quit your fucken bitchin' you lot, custard's organising this ride so he can do it however the fuck he feels. You don't like it? then fuck off.
WHY CANT PEOPLE READ DO YOU WANT ANOTHER LANGUAGE IF YOUR NOT HAPPY ORGANISE YOUR OWN RIDE
Too bloody right you cant please everyone and to be honest i dont plan to. Do you think i give a fuck read my avatar scooterboys if you dont like it tough get out there and ride ya bike
Please no more complaining its getting boring.Thanks tomuch

[justsomeguy]

After the forest, well the average speed on a litre bike would be almost double a M22 (250cc motorcycle). So easy to guess, if it takes a GSXR 1000 30 minutes, it would take a M22 45 - 50 minutes.

Then again, you are the slowest indian, best you leave now so your not too far behind. I was suppose to leave last week.

I'm not talking about the roads after the forest. I'm talking about the place where the Yellow Sign is saying twisties next 24 kms.

EDIT: BEFORE ANYONE GETS THE WRONG IDEA I'M NOT TRYING TO RACE SPEEDMEDIC I JUST WANT TO BENCHMARK MYSELF AND COMPARE HOW FAR BEHIND I AM FROM A GOOD RIDER ON A FLASH MODIFIED BIKE, which unfortunately I have to admit he is and his bike has some rather special parts, although he is still very ugly and an absolute homo

[justsomeguy]

Quit your fucken bitchin' you lot, custard's organising this ride so he can do it however the fuck he feels. You don't like it? then fuck off.


Too bloody right you cant please everyone and to be honest i dont plan to do you think i give a fuck read my avatar scooterboys if you dont like it tough get out there and ride ya bike
Please no more complaining its getting boring.Thanks tomuch

HEY _ WTF are you talking about?? You said you'd provide brand new yellow gixxer thous to everyone who turns up.

Now you're saying you're gonna do whatever you want........ eeeshhh.......

[Qkkid]

Its bad enough supplying meself with one let alone anyone else

[2much]

You don't want a custard GSXR JSG, they have a nasty habit of becoming part of the scenery

[Qkkid]

You don't want a custard GSXR JSG, they have a nasty habit of becoming part of the scenery

Thats why i take my bike up there to see the scenery:slap:

[2much]

Yeah but do you realise you're not supposed to interact with it?

[justsomeguy]

You don't want a custard GSXR JSG, they have a nasty habit of becoming part of the scenery

Well there were two other custards present on the last ride that left everyone for dead, except that red and black Honda Unicycle that Zed rides.

[Bleck K6]

1142k's last time I did it, what's ya point?

I do it for the enjoyment I get out of it. If there comes a time when I can't afford it I'll find a cheaper hobby like knitting or some shit.

I see there's a 250 only ride, have you had anyone on a Gixxer1000 complaining that they feel left out? What about FC or the Scared Sheep Shit? If we want to organise something and exclude someone then we will, that's life, harden the fuck up and get over it!

Quit your fucken bitchin' you lot, custard's organising this ride so he can do it however the fuck he feels. You don't like it? then fuck off.


BTW, JSG, you wouldn't know jack shit about fucking a rear tyre. Those 250's couldn't pull a sailor off your sister*. Have a look at my rear tyre before we start, then check it again at the end.




* (c) Terbang

well said 2much

[Qkkid]

Yeah but do you realise you're not supposed to interact with it?

If it makes you go out and buy new leathers and gloves
Nothing wrong with a bit of interaction/scenery Its called gettin down and gettin dirty, without the misses

[aff-man]

I think 2 much forgot his medacine..... so i'll see ya'll out there.. most probably.

Hey 2much what time would you be busting though auckers?? Might meet up and tag along.

[RiderInBlack]

Personally I will be riding this ride at the pace I feel happy. This is home turf and as long as I know where we are starting and stopping I should able ta find my way there. "Roxanne" may be a 1000 but she would not be able ta keep up with a GOOD 250cc rider through the Forest let alone a purpose built race rocket. I do pick up on the more open road and have been known ta hammer it down the straights (this is were I would loose under 400cc'ers), but I would only do this in areas that I know there is little likely hood of seeing a cop.
My point here is that you would be surprised how little time you would have to wait for a smaller bike to catch-up at the stops depending on how hard out you are going. Rider experience is more of a concern ta me than their bike size. In general MOST 250 riders are still in the early learning stage (but not all), which is probably the concern here. That does not mean that larger bike riders are more experienced/better riders (cause I know a few who are not), but in general they tend to be.
At the end of the day a rider should be able to organise a ride that he/she will enjoy and be comfortable on (I can not see the point of organising a ride you are going to hate). If that excludes some riders then tough, it's not their ride, it's the organisers. The best thing for these riders to do is to organise their own ride, rather than getting shitty about not being allowed on that ride. OK?
End of rant.

[2much]

I think 2 much forgot his medacine..... so i'll see ya'll out there.. most probably.

Hey 2much what time would you be busting though auckers?? Might meet up and tag along.

Yeah, haven't had my morning beer yet.

Fair enough, it's about time I posted up a ride plan.

Southern Ride

Meeting at Tauriko Servo at 0545, depart at 0600

Matamata at 0620

Morrinsville at 0635

Tahuna at 0650

Ohinewai onramp 0720

Can stop at Bombay Autobarn at 0800 if anyone wants to meet there.

Arrive Westgate at 0830.

I recommend you plan to be at any points 15mins before the posted time as they are only approximate, and if I don't see anyone I won't be stopping.

If anyone wants to meet somewhere else along the route, let me know.