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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    He's at St Lukes... but is out the back 'sorting inward goods'... I think they realised the foot traffic would be too over bearing if he was in the shop! Being so gorgous and all
    for a minute there, I thought we were talking about Gareth D, with the aRse 6ex

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Skid
    Penis enlargement?
    Dude, I own a big sports bike with chrome decals and the words 'fire blade' slashed across the side of it...you think I need any more?
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toast
    Dude, I own a big sports bike with chrome decals and the words 'fire blade' slashed across the side of it...you think I need any more?
    Not that I would know but...

    You’ve all heard the story of the jandal right? Well this one is right up there with that. Toast decides to check out the scenery a little more closely than normal on his Fireblade in the wet the other day. Fortunately the major damage to Toast is a broken fly (I did wonder why his pants were round his ankles when I stopped to see if he was ok but that’s another story). The Fireblade on the other hand is looking very sad. Toast manages to ride it back to where we can have a look at it and we have a bit of a look at the damage. Next thing you know Firefight pulls a bedraggled looking passionfruit out of the frame and hands it to Toast who proceeds to split it open and eat it. So it’s no longer ‘Hey bro, is that your jandal?’ it’s ‘Hey bro, nice passionfruit…’.

    As for the broken fly, I would have no comment to make about whether penis enlargement was required or not...
    Exploring pastures anew...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    for a minute there, I thought we were talking about Gareth D, with the aRse 6ex
    But we are
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    He's at St Lukes... but is out the back 'sorting inward goods'... I think they realised the foot traffic would be too over bearing if he was in the shop! Being so gorgous and all


    Or maybe they didn't want this face to greet the customers =)

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    But we are

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    But we are
    what are you saying?
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    I would have no comment to make about whether penis enlargement was required or not...
    he rides a honda for christ sake....[slowly too I hear]
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Skid
    Penis enlargement?
    Did you read about the guy selling his wife's box?? He had a penis enlargement I believe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    < Gareth
    < Buffy.
    We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's the biggest cock-up ever. We're all completely fucked.
    -Sir Richard Mottram

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toast
    Dude, I own a big sports bike with chrome decals and the words 'fire blade' slashed across the side of it...you think I need any more?
    pink leather mans riding vest.
    pink leather chaps.
    pink german riding helmet with large point.
    Pink leather belt with metal studs in it
    white wash taper jeans to wear under the chaps
    1 pair of top gun styled sun glasses...with mirror lenses
    grow a moustache
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Skid
    < Gareth
    < Buffy.
    A match made in heaven

    -Indy
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    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    What to wear when in the Wairarapa.......

    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    white wash taper jeans to wear under the chaps
    1 pair of top gun styled sun glasses...with mirror lenses
    And don't forget the Skellerup Red-Band's

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    pink leather mans riding vest.
    pink leather chaps.
    pink german riding helmet with large point.
    Pink leather belt with metal studs in it
    white wash taper jeans to wear under the chaps
    1 pair of top gun styled sun glasses...with mirror lenses
    grow a moustache
    You seem to have misplaced your set in the photo here...maybe I can pick 'em up from the beach, probably still there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY
    Aren't ya meant to take your girlfriend out on ya first pay cheque??
    wendy's drive through is open late....... so you can eat before work.
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