The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde
went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff
drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant,
but she's right." "What two days of the week start with
the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct
answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then
thought really hard for a minute and finally
admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on
that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where
her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.
"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already
working on a murder case!"
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Originally Posted by Colapop
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