Living Will

[Korumba]

Me and my better half were sitting in the living room and I said to her
" Just so you know, I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer .

[digsaw]

hahaaaa good one.

[The Beast]

Oldy but a good'un