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    Side effects may include...

    Not often do you actually read the instructions that come with the little packet of pills that the doc prescribes for you...

    What the fuck is he trying to do to me? Bastard!

    Side effects may include;

    Abdominal cramps, agitation, anxiety, black tongue, bleeding sores, blood disorders, blurred vision, breast development in males, confusion, congestive heart failure, constipation or diarrhea, cough, fever, sore throat, delusions, dilated pupils, disorientation, dizziness, drowsiness, dry mouth, episodes of elation or irritability, excessive or spontaneous flow of milk, fatigue, fever, flushing, frequent urination or difficulty or delay in urinating, hair loss, hallucinations, headache, heart attack, heart failure, high blood pressure, high or low blood sugar, high pressure of fluid in the eyes, hives, impotence, increased or decreased sex drive, inflammation of the mouth, insomnia, intestinal blockage, irregular heartbeat, lack of coordination, light-headedness (especially when rising from lying down), loss of appetite, nausea, nightmares, odd taste in mouth, palpitations, purple or reddish-brown spots on skin, rapid heartbeat, restlessness, ringing in the ears, seizures, sensitivity to light, skin itching and rash, stomach upset, stroke, sweating, swelling due to fluid retention (especially in face or tongue), swelling of breasts, swelling of testicles, swollen glands, tendency to fall, tingling, pins and needles, and numbness in hands and feet, tremors, visual problems, vomiting, weakness, weight gain or loss, yellowed skin and whites of eyes.

    Oh my god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    swelling of breasts
    Hmmm. So what are you doing tonight sweetie???
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    I have all of those symptoms... and that's on a good day. They're probably packaged for the U.S, therefore warn against absolutely every possible side-effect to avoid legal costs from trawlers, likely or not.

    Unless you've got the blue ones of course, then you're fucked.

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    You could get swollen breasts AND swollen testicles?
    Probably better not to know what the doctor is trying to do to you

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    So the Doc gave you these becuase you were felling fine and normal today? Putting you back to the norm as we know it???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    Hmmm. So what are you doing tonight sweetie???
    Geez mate, your love really is unconditional. Did you note one of the side effects is diarrhea? Just keep your visor down.

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    And for how many years have you been taking these Finn?

    I know what you mean though, for 3 years after my accident they still had me on 35 pills a day to combat pain. Then speaking with my specialist one afternoon he suggested I might want to drop one type of pill I was taking, since when it combines with one of the other drugs I was on the effect leads to kidney failure. Thanks a fucking lot, 3yrs of biffing these things down my throat. Now I take nothing.

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    So are you going to down a couple and go for a night ride? Could get interesting, maybe you should get drunk first as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    And for how many years have you been taking these Finn?
    Long enough to develop 48DD's. And those are my testicles.

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    now thats sounds like a shit load of fun, with a real bad hangover at the same time...
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    "side effects may include everything possibly bad / good."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Long enough to develop 48DD's. And those are my testicles.

    Well there goes the theory about bigger balls meaning faster rider.........

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    Fuck me, thats a shit load, no wonder you ride a Honda
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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    And for how many years have you been taking these Finn?

    I know what you mean though, for 3 years after my accident they still had me on 35 pills a day to combat pain. Then speaking with my specialist one afternoon he suggested I might want to drop one type of pill I was taking, since when it combines with one of the other drugs I was on the effect leads to kidney failure. Thanks a fucking lot, 3yrs of biffing these things down my throat. Now I take nothing.

    Someone I know. Doctor prescribed them a whole heap of medication. It was the people working at the chemist who picked up on the stuff up. Would have been a very very very big boo boo if 2 of the particular items prescribed were taken together.

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