Well....what a laugh that weekend was eh!
righty o...backed me shit on wensday nite...woke up on thrursday morning to rain...beautiful torrential rain...
so I sulked and bitched about it in my head for a while and waited for it to die down alil..but it didn't so I just went...Cruzed to masterton to the local suzuki dudes and they gave my bike a oil and filter and chucked a k2 racetech on the back [I do not recommend trying to scrub in a racetech in the rain...let alone ride in the rain wif a set of them on ya bike]so I doddled up to hawkesbay...
left at sparrows fart in the fuckin torrential rainy morning...headed up to learn loose bruce at the new taupo track...and what a bloody awesome track it is...was pretty slippery...I only did 4 sessions as I was getting alittle too close to the white line and the grass on my last one and though it would be best if I had a undamaged bike for getting to auckland on...I had a few problems with bottoming my suspension out around a couple of corners which was just plain hairy at times...DSS3,LB and death were havin a ball and fair motoring...LB was having a few handling problems which I think ruined his day some what...but he was still enjoying the track...
Auntie riffy raffy and speedimedic turned up to pick speedi's new botormike up...raffie riff was taking a few vid's/pics of [were the pics of me luv] the guys on the track while speedi was waiting for shaun to show up with THE_BEAST and man what a hot piece of kit it is...its almost as hot as raff riffs butt [almost luv....not quite]...so after some yarning,etc speedi and I decided to split...[well I got side tracked for about 15mins spading on keystone]...so off when went with auntie raff caging it...we stopped at tokaroa
for a slash and some gas and a durrie...and about 40mins later riffie turns up has a ciggi wif us and we all leave...in some other lil town we head down some road thats quicker to orchland...doodle along for a bit...and speedi and I start doing wheely practise...
so...we cruzing along these straights using hand signals,etc...and a bit of shouting...I'm trying to teach speedi to do wheelies on his new steed
and he pulled a couple [watch out buggie...he's gunna learn u good at them too]...we stopped for another ciggy thinking we left raffie behind...and she promptly pulls in behinds us...there was mention of a camera...so off for a few more wheelies...that didn't really turn out that well
especially my minger [lifted the front at about 80-90kmph and dropped the front wheel at 216kmph]...soon after the fuzz patrol escorted us for a while..so...got to aucks...hav a beer with WT,grunta,speedi,and RR had a orange juice [which she decided she didn't want anyway and threw a tantrum and spilt it]
and yer dodgy peoples them lot...we ended up talking about prolapsed uteris's and the various technque's on how to replace them back in..with RR looking alil pale after I discuse my technique [mite hav been when she spilt the jucie....dunno can't remeber]
So soon after speedi escorts me along the motorway thingy...points me in the right direction...and I get lost...ring dover...conversation goes..me: I'm lost...dover:where are you fag nuts...me:at a BP station...dover:cock....me:I can see a shell station down the road? dover:your a dumbshit...me:yeah...dover:I think I know where ya are I'm cum find you...me:right o...hurrie up...and he found me about 10mins later...
we went back to vixters with a whole lota random bikers for a beer...then went down to the beach...to find a small crowd of loverly peoples...well apart from the twat on the hyuosung that thought I was a ginga...well's...so much I could talk about that nite...I'll try keep it shorts...
numerous interesting events happened...I spent I bit of my time sampling and slapping all the females [and a few that at the time appeared to be females]backsides...I must say that buggie and postie hav fuckin hard butts...must be a brother thing...dunno...I did miss nicksta's...I was a lil scared of her
she looks like a cute lil thing...but I was told by gareth she bites...and never got the oppertunities to sneak up on her and give her a slap...dammit...she's got eyes in the back of her head that gal..I ll get her next time..texmo wheelied his scooter into cibby....wasn't really that funny...but it was a larf..tuff lil gal that one
dover was talking about testicals on the loud speaker of a cops car...while vixter was in the back showing them her tits and playing with their batons [that is true]
and speaking of vixter....I never known anyone to spill more drink than that gal...bloody hell...should be put down that one...a few bikes got showers...including a few golden showers [we got a honda....whoooooaaaahhhh!!!]...and fuck buggies a quik runner...lol
Gareth got a lil lippy or something...and swanny [the twat] and dover chucked him in the sea...I slapped a few more arse's...and learnt that fishslayers misses is a scientist...so i gave her a slap...and she gave me one back...so I gave her another one...and then she gave me another one...
until I got side tracked by something else...I tryed teaching gareth a few hit lines...and by the end off the night I caught him touching vixters tit...so something must hav worked...either that [most likely case really] or vicky got sick of saying no and paniced and gave in...
Mr skid had a glass of wine and ended up sleeping in cibbys car for the most of the nite...lame..o..miss buggie and I had a pleasent conversation about makeup..she pinches her cheeks and uses blusher apparently...so I thought it would be prudent to give her a slap on the cheek...turns out
she wasn't talkin about her butt cheeks....oh mybad...after a bit more of this and that going on,we all headed back to vixtars with some random fella...who tex took back to his place to get some more piss...home brew....ewwwwwww....8l of the shit...I stopped drinkin but the rest of it dissapeared...and
the night sorta ended about 5ish [well some people had dissappeared and gone to sleep anyway]...
Next morning some twat wakes me up at 9:30...and we spend the morning watching kids movies and waiting for gareth to cook breakfast...it was dam near lunch time by the time we got feed!!...primo feed though bro...
bout mid arvo...auntie raffs riffs,mr me,speedi and nc chick....turn up to escort me to papakura bro [was told u hav to say the bro thing]...and we pack up kids bikes,etc and head to WT's secret test track for stunting/racing kids botormikes and the pit racer..via the bottle store..and what a laugh that is...WT and the crew are on too it...WT shows us a few fast laps and wheelies on the pit bike..[and a knee down on it..next lap he got cocky and binned...points for larfin straight away though...lol]..then tristin showed us some impresive skills on the minimoto [that boi is quick]...we play around for a while and trashy starts saying how well built the pit bike is..
you just can't reck the thing he says...so NC chick promptly jumps on it...rips around the track at hyper speed learning trash how its done..gets her knee down...followed by elbow...followed by foot peg...
and soon followed by the rest of her body and the whole bike...and just to make her point she repeats this 4 times in total...lesson to be learned here kids...if NC chick wants to borrow your bike...
it better a NO!!!! me thinks...hard women that one...she'ld well learn that winja!...I stepped up to the plate and showed them all how it was done...by the biggest of margin's...and lernt them all on
the kids quad...knee down through every corner and along some of the straights...and wheelies...I tell ya...I was definatly the man!! [eh trashy!!!]...
and theres another storie to be told here bout the puppies...I'll let someone else tell that one...
Originally Posted by Drew
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