To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
well i succeded in what i was trying to do! carry on!
This thread is soooooooo last April!
Is a good joke though![]()
I'm gonna make it so PC
Hope this ain't a repost, but I'm not about to go wading though old posts...
For those who are math-inclined
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At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school maths teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
The FBI is charging him with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult" Gonzalez said. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "there are 3 sides to every triangle".
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
You know the search function is really helpful. This is the second repost of this post the QRF has seen http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ion#post794227
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Stuff rules we are here for fun aren't we.
Cheers
Merv
Funnily enough, that was my motto through school - especially maths classes!
ACC - It's where the Enron accountants all went.
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