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    fuck a brick...close call eh bro....good to hear your still with us...
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    Glad to hear you aer on the mend Biff, take it a bit easier you welshie! shouldnt be larking around in foreign places mate, you dont know what you will catch.... well you do now I suppose.

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    Shit Biff, no good mate. Glad to hear you are on the mend, has it changed your appreciation of all things? Oh yeah, best I get out your way soon if I want these indicator and hi-beam switches swapped over!!

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    Yeah, I'm from Singapore and I'm glad they took care of you there (for a price of course)! Had a kiwi friend who had to be hospitalised there and they took $5000 off my credit card as deposit before admitting her! Not sure what they'd have done if I didn't have that kinda credit on the card, which not everyone does. Yikes!!

    Anyway, insurance came through and forked up, which was cool...
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    Cool

    Fudgen hell Mr Biff...
    You blardy well rest up now ya hear.... or else.....!!!!


    Fark, that really sounds so scarey to have that happen when you are so far away from ALL your loved ones....

    oh and us on KB... your KB family.

    So no more travelling for you for a while...
    Except on your bike.....

    Please take it easy and take care mate...

    So no more perving at the porn sites for a while, as you have to keep your heart rate down...




    Damn mate, now I wish that I had that scanner now, then I would have heard all about it throu the scanner network....

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    Geez Rhod, that's not good mate, you take good care of yourself and best wishes for a full recovery. Forget the threesome, that's just a short cut to the afterlife - hell in your case. And if the sex doesn't do it, the carving knife between your ribs from your wife sure will.

    You'd better ride something wimpy for a while until you recover your strength. Let's see..... something like a Gixxer 1000 ought to do the trick.

    Take care.

    Geoff

    PS Got a Welshman (Blumeeni) and an Irishman (Freebird) from the UK BIRD site staying with us at the moment.

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    Bloody hell ol' son, that's scary shit. just hope that wife of yours good you lots of tender loving care. Nothing like a good sweat to get rid of the heeby jeeby's

    Good to have back on the board.

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    Blimeee!!!! That really is a scary story. Glad you have come through Biff. Take really good care mate.
    Small and dangerous with a sting in my tail!!

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    Take care out there mate, scarry stuff.
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    LMFAO... and do you lot know what the worse bit of all is?
    No dirty movies, no porn, and defnitly poor old Biff... NO playing hide the saugage with Mrs B, that heart rate cant rise... ohh and get ya hand of it none a that either
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Despite the fact I keep telling my missis that I could die at any time, she still wont allow a man his last request, a three some with my wife, myself and Charlie from High 5.

    Charlie is a chick right?
    Interesting story, good to hear they sorted you out right. Shit like that don't happen too often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous
    LMFAO... and do you lot know what the worse bit of all is?
    No dirty movies, no porn, and defnitly poor old Biff... NO playing hide the saugage with Mrs B, that heart rate cant rise... ohh and get ya hand of it none a that either
    You are a horrible shit you know.
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Oohhh, yeahhhhh fuk! man! That is _not_ good. What is good is that it happened right at the end of your hols.

    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    she still wont allow a man his last request, a three some with my wife, myself and Charlie from High 5.
    Google google google ... euuw, dude, you must be ill. If it's to be a dying wish, try to aim higher (as it were).

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    Sounds like your a very lucky person!
    Good your still here dude,
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    shit biscuits man! lucky you didnt plonk of into biker heaven
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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