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  1. 28th April 2006, 08:07 #1
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    Santa Likes Girls...

    A boy sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J i m m y ?"

    The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b i k e ?"

    Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks "How'd you know that ?"

    Santa replied "Because I'm Santa I know everything".

    Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says "I bet you like (spells out ) g i r l s ?"

    Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?" The boy says " Beacause your finger smells like P U S S Y !"
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    I am beginning to worry about you without a bike Fishy...........he he
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    He's gotta have summat to play with...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    He's gotta have summat to play with...
    Sarah....where are you when Fishy needs ya.......
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    Hiding in the hills by the looks of it!
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    Oy stop bein mean you boys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    Oy stop bein mean you boys.
    Oh yeah forgot you likey nice boyz...............
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    You mean Fishy likes hiding in the 'hills' too?
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    I like Pebbles...
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    Maybe that is why he lives in PokeyNo.........you need to move to Fuckapapa Fishy and you may not get bored......
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    Fishy look out!! I think the Pa-Stir is after you....
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    No problems mate... if I can remove the head off a sparrow at 30m with my 22 Im sure I won't miss his fat arse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    No problems mate... if I can remove the head off a sparrow at 30m with my 22 Im sure I won't miss his fat arse.
    I guess it depends whether I am facing towards you.........salvation is good....
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    It's not surprising that Pokey-No is in the cleft of the Bombays, then is it?
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