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    Dwarf Sex

    Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again.....ONE,TWO,THREE UUH!" all
    night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
    The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing, I simply couldn't get an
    erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."

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    Im sure this is a repost, but I can't stop laughing....
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    It's so hard to tell reposts - ya get so much crap by email.

    But this one I haven't heard before so - Classic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Im sure this is a repost, but I can't stop laughing....
    This is also a repost.... Most of snipers posts are reposts about reposts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XTC
    This is also a repost.... Most of snipers posts are reposts about reposts.
    Ahhh repost repost reposts! Tricky beggers.

    A bit like sneeze on toast. Confused with cheese on toast the difference in taste can be quite shocking.

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    I want some of whatever you're on.

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    Some people will do anything to get their post count up....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    Some people will do anything to get their post count up....
    Yeah, I agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    Some people will do anything to get their post count up....
    Busted, ah well I dont care, I just want whoredom.

    Great Joke by the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Im sure this is a repost, but I can't stop laughing....
    agreed.... that was funny
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    This dwarf Mohammad Ali wannabe walks under a tall blonde.......




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    great, very funny

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    Knew a dwarf who would only have sex if someone put him up to it...
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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    dwarf

    did you hear on the news last night that a dwarf physic had escaped from prison? the police are looking for a small medium at large
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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