KB Chief Cat Herder
She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and they have sex.
Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"
She says
"The egg timer's broken!"
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Anti-SH1
zing.......
Scooter boy
that is fluckin funny, my sides hurt.
If you cant beat them you might as well join them.
Highway Biker
The woman folk here will get a giggle out of that one
Aargh, photos!
Brilliant, but MS tried to use that on me.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Bad toys, bad toys!!!
Brilliant, just brilliant!!!!I am breaking my egg-timer right now!!!
Small and dangerous with a sting in my tail!!
KB Chief Cat Herder
This pic actually brought tears to my eyes from laughing.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Vacuum packed Vamp
That was a skit on "The New Statesman", with Rick Mayal. Bloody funny.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
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