Does this take Fktard Retard Male of the Year Award?

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

A male invited me out for coffee/lunch last week which I attended and was mildly shocked that he appeared quite normal, could converse in english and appeared to comprehend as well. Had displayed some manners. All the above one cannot take for granted these days and I am in no way being sarcastic here - He was relieved I smoked - I told him it wouldn't be for much longer - anyway pleasant lunch - the end result was he wanted to see me again etc. Well I take no notice of words, all bullshit when not backed up by action, however he kept txtg me over the weekend -which was a busy one for me - anyway I caught up with him by txt today and

GET THIS - I KID YOU NOT when he found out I had STOPPED SMOKING he didn't want to go out with me but he would like to meet for coffee again. I actually had to txt back and ask if he was for real - the gormless fktard even replied "yeah for real - shame ay". I'm still trying to stem the peels of laughter. Sorry was I supposed to be mortally wounded??? Please don't ever ask me why I remain single. Well it certainly provided a damned good laugh.

All I want in life is to be proven wrong about men - hell's gonna freeze over first ay.
(I do actually have some platonic intelligent male friends who give me hope from time to time)

Life is far too short to take so seriously!!!
and YES I AM A HAPPY NON SMOKER

[Str8 Jacket]

HA! Ive experienced much weirder things in the last week with men, must be something in the weather....... That or it's cause he was a ginga?

[ManDownUnder]

LOL... the dude just ruled himself out which is a good thing... a lot easier than you ruling him out although I'm really curious now... why does he want to meet for coffee?

So he explain himself in person (hopefully) and let you make some sense of it... or possibly dig a deeper hole for himself.

tres odd!

[cowboyz]

woman are tempremental creatures at the best of times. One that has just given up smoking? I dont know why you are surprised.............

[Drew]

Perhaps he was thinkin, that in order to avoid the seven year itch people seem to think is real, ( it isn't, it's a bullshit excuse thought up by weak as shit people with commitment issues), he'd have you die of lung cancer and remain with clear consience.

Or he met someone else and didn't have the spine to say.

Just to be clear, the comment about waiting for men to prove you wrong, indicates that you think you're right, and there in lies the problem

[jrandom]

All I want in life is to be proven wrong about men...

All I want in life is to be proven wrong about women.

However, I don't think anything about women that I don't think about men. Perhaps I should rephrase that as "all I want in life is for people to be better than I expect them to be".

Fortunately, I often find that to be the case.

And, to be honest, I don't see why a smoker deciding that he or she probably shouldn't date someone who's recently quit is Fktard Retard (tm) behaviour. Quite possibly he's had some stressful times in the past surrounding smoking and the giving up thereof.

Good on him for taking the cautious option and not chasing you blindly.

[canarlee]

or perhaps he thought that BMW would turn into a typical ex smoker and forever moan about other people smoking?


*disclaimer; im not saying that BMW is like that, but a lot of ex smokers are and it can be off putting and embarrasing for a partner who is a smoker.

[Mom]

Plonker is a word that springs to mind.......LOL

Us smokers are a dying breed (pun intended) and some would say stupid. But I am at a loss to comprehend why you having given the filthy habit away would be grounds to not go out with you again, and why just for coffee? So tell us, are you going to go have a coffee with this turkey, go on you know you want to........LOL.......even if it is to listen to what he says and then come back and report it to us so we cam all enjoy the giggle!

Well done with the stopping smoking mate!

[flame]

...maybe he was just concerned that your arse would get fat

[ManDownUnder]

Plonker is a word that springs to mind.......LOL

Us smokers are a dying breed (pun intended) and some would say stupid. But I am at a loss to comprehend why you having given the filthy habit away would be grounds to not go out with you again, and why just for coffee? So tell us, are you going to go have a coffee with this turkey, go on you know you want to........LOL.......even if it is to listen to what he says and then come back and report it to us so we cam all enjoy the giggle!

Well done with the stopping smoking mate!

I say go the coffee with him and bring a bunch of bikers along to give him a farewell hug (COLA... ooo COOOLLLLAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

Just when you're both sitting down to coffe... and you're suddenly surrounded by leather clad bikers, tell him you've given up smoking but taken up something FAR more interesting.

... and ask if he's ever wondered about bondage and group sex...

[jrandom]

Y'all wanna know something odd? I don't particularly enjoy cigarettes as a matter of course. I'll partake occasionally when a nic buzz is needed to relieve the boredom, or in a social setting, but will happily go weeks without touching the grotty cancer sticks.

But the taste of freshly smoked tobacco in a woman's mouth turns me on.

[kiwifruit]

Y'all wanna know something odd? I don't particularly enjoy cigarettes as a matter of course. I'll partake occasionally when a nic buzz is needed to relieve the boredom, or in a social setting, but will happily go weeks without touching the grotty cancer sticks.

But the taste of freshly smoked tobacco in a woman's mouth turns me on.

you're a complex man, man

[Skyryder]

But the taste of freshly smoked tobacco in a woman's mouth turns me on.

Try giving the lady some fresh stawberries. To appreciate the tast do not eat any yourself. Strawberries are one of natures natural mouth freshners.

[Edbear]

Okay, I'll go first! Congratulations on quitting smoking!

It's a tough thing to do and you can only be much better off for it! I told a client today that if she could quit for 12 months it would cut her insurance premiums by almost 60%! For her situation it means almost $800 p.a. plus the savings in the cost of the ciggies!

[terbang]

Oh well his loss eh.. Maybe he had another reason to move on (like a wife and kids or something) and found some weak excuse in the smoking. Still pretty lame if you ask me.