Apologies if this is the wrong place but what the hell:
How do you castrate a Frenchman?
Kick his sister in the jaw
How long dos it take French women to have a shit?
9 months
What do you call a Frenchman with a goat under one arm and a sheep under the other?
Bisexual
Since the Terrorist bombs in Madrid the alert in Paris has been raised from "Run and hide" to "Surrender and Collaborate"
What`s got 30,000 legs and sunburnt armpits?
The French Army
What did the Mayor of Paris say when the Germans entered Paris?
"Table for 100,000?"
Computer tip:Install the French version of Windows.........it runs a lot faster.
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