Dear Jesus,
Just because your weekend was shit, why should we have to go without beer.
*Had every intention of getting trollied in town tomorrow but Jesus won't let me*
Dear Jesus,
Just because your weekend was shit, why should we have to go without beer.
*Had every intention of getting trollied in town tomorrow but Jesus won't let me*
The Good Lord gave you ample notice, for you to procure beverages ahead of time, to maybe indulge at home. Or failing that, have a day off the turps.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
The 'good lord' is a fairy tale, give me beer
Oh stop being a Jew lol
-Indy
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Haha, I feel kinda hypocritical here, with a beer on my computer desk.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
Jesus must have been a chick - he suffered so every other muther fucker has to.. plus, he wore a dress..
why wait have one now,,,, I am.
Dont sweat the small stuff, It only makes you stressed,
and a phuck off big steak for lunch I reckon.
great time o year..beer and chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!druids give acorns,can you brew them.....?:slap:
And of all days, the place I work at is STILL going to be open. Want beer? Come on up.
Wait till Jesus finds out about thatOriginally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
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I got a sore head!
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
I'ld like to thank Jesus for the days off.. i've got a big fat line ready to be snorted in his name.
To the Muslims and Jews, have a great easter.
And thus, the religious shit stirrers of KB came out to play.
And greatly were they distressed , and lo, loud was thier moaning
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"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
I agree, the above mentioned turned water into wine as one of his many tricks and he had a piss up in his last week, now known as the 'last supper'.....Originally Posted by SixPackBack
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