Beginners' guide to runners

**WINJA** · 21st April 2006, 23:16

Originally Posted by texmo

Hey madboy think I can do a runner on my scooter?

YUP , GO NUTS AROUND THE DOMAIN TILL THE PIGS TURN UP , TEAR ARSE OFF DOWN TO THE GARDENS DO A HARD RIGHT THRU THE BOLLARDS AND WATCH IN YOUR MIRRORS AS THE COPS ONLY JUST STOP B4 THEY HIT THE BOLLARDS , STOP STAND UP STRADLING YOUR TR50 KISS YOUR HAND PAT YOUR ARSE FLIP THE BIRD FUCK OFF DOWN LOVERS LANE , GO ONTO THE PEDESTRIAN WALKWAY AND HIDE , SO I HEARD

**scumdog** · 21st April 2006, 23:17

Originally Posted by winja

seriously , you sound like that kiddy fiddler mr smith off lost in space, oh the pain the pity of it all

Were you the guy disguised as funny dumb-arse machine with the flexi-arms that kept waddling around saying "danger Will Robinson, danger" and fiddling with Will himself???

**ferretface** · 21st April 2006, 23:22

I reckon this thread is going for a record

**WINJA** · 21st April 2006, 23:25

Originally Posted by scumdog

were you the guy disguised as funny dumb-arse machine with the flexi-arms that kept waddling around saying "danger will tobinson, danger" and fiddling with will himself???

WARNING WARNING (SAID WITH ARMS FLAYLING WILDY) THERES TOO MANY PIGS ON THIS SITE

**scumdog** · 21st April 2006, 23:36

Originally Posted by WINJA

WARNING WARNING (SAID WITH ARMS FLAYLING WILDY) THERES TOO MANY PIGS ON THIS SITE

Well get you and your caterpillar legs off the site then!!! ( and don't stand there wringing hands and looking worried)

**slowpoke** · 22nd April 2006, 00:47

[QUOTE=MAXIMUSDEMERITUS] They might give you licence to speed in efforts to make a bust, and sponsor you some gas and pies too!!!
QUOTE]

Always remembering of course that more pies equals less speed...but ironically more skid marks!

**Lazy7** · 22nd April 2006, 19:39

Now. If somebody could come up with a beginners guide to:

getting free food at a wendy's drive through by riding past the cars and timing it perfectly so you snatch the food out of the staffs hands before the customer in the car gets it.

THEN I might be interested.

**kickingzebra** · 22nd April 2006, 19:42

Speaking of wendies? Do the police out there get half price maccas?
Guys in Orewa used to, that was way cool...

**Madness** · 22nd April 2006, 21:01

Could you Aucklanders please refrain from commenting on Wendies. It just aint fair on the rest of us that dont have it. First thing I do whenever I drive/ride to Auckland is to stop at Wendies (and the second thing too for that matter)

Man this has gone off topic.

**Deviant Esq** · 22nd April 2006, 21:31

So, let's get it back on topic then.

Me - I'll never say no to a nice cold Heinekin at the end of a day's work. Or at the end of a day's doing sweet fuck all - either way is good. Or a Stella, if you're looking for something a little more upmarket. But then, you can't go past a good ol' Tui.

Cheers.

Seriously though, Dynamytus summed it up beautifully (IMO) with his post on page 10. That pretty much says it all. Doing a runner = acting like a crim. Course they're gonna make the effort to catch you, chances are you're doing something else wrong, like coveting thou neighbour's wife. Shame on you. If you break the law in the first place, don't compound your error and break it worse.

**racefactory** · 24th February 2011, 22:33

My, my... how Kb has changed over the years huh?

You wouldn't think this thread belongs on this site but this used to be a common thing.

Is anyone still practising the art of runners?