Whats the best make of motorcycle in the world arsehole?Originally Posted by White trash
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Whats the best make of motorcycle in the world arsehole?
In the riders seat
Well it isn't a Massey Ferguson you fuckwit
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
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says the tugboat sized swinger....fatshit!!
Hardcore Biker
Not trollin, just didnt see the program so have no idea what realy happend... but how does speeding away from police warrants them taking your PC, and even if they can how does fidning some pictures of your bike (likely registered in your name anyway) prove anything in regards of the traffic offence....
Hardcore Biker
If I was write a big long post about how unprotected sex can leave you with lifetime memories due to herpes/clamidiya etc do you think teenagers would stop rooting like rabbits?
Now are you clever enough to see the parallels?
I did read the post of my own volition. I didn't have to. You were less of a tool about it than I thought you would be but it appears you have more vocabulary than brains.
As for all the cocks who post 'I've ridden with so and so and he can really handle the jandle so he's a good cunt'
Fuck off.
New Zealand has many many racetracks for the population. Speed on the road if you want to but take your knocks in the big speeding lottery
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I think the number 1 tip when doing a runner is to breathe. It gets hard to breath with all the adrenalin pumping, but breathing is the 1st step to calming down.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Hardcore Biker
So a mate of mine was heading down SH1 at about 180kph on the big straight bits south of Bulls.
He was on his R1
He failed to spot an oncoming cop behind a truck - oncoming cop promptly flicked on his blues....
My mate said he didn't hesitate but wound on the gas up to 250 and passed the truck he was coming up on and kept 250 for about 3 mins. He then chopped it back to 190kph for another 10 mins.
He never looked behind - just focussed on the road ahead. Eventually he hopped onto a side road and then another side road and switched the bike off to work out where he was and calm down.
He said the 250kph at 8pm on relatively empty SH1 was easy. Nice wide lanes, easy overtakes, shallow corners. He just kept focussed.
He had no wiggle room for someone pulling out of a side road but, that said, there weren't many side roads.
He doubts the cop ever pulled a U turn and at 100kph (cop) + 180kph (bike) he doubts he would have had any chance seeing his plate.
Funniest bit was when a farmer past him on the lane he parked up on the chill down. The guy turned around to come back and check if he was OK! He totally though he was busted - farmer was just being a GC lol.
Turning off the road wasn't easy. Sure an R1 will stop from 190 but he had to consciously think about not turning off at 100kph - speed perception fucked lol.
He was lucky there weren't any other cops in the area I guess.... and that he didn't crash.
NEDWN VIII
From 2007....posted by concerned pillion.
Maha evaded capture today by Plod Inc. To be fair I just thought he was busting for a leak at the time, and was a little surprised to find the twist of his wrist happening at the place it did!
We were on our way back from Vegas and had endured the usual gauntlet of suck car drivers! I was even moved to give the universal finger salute to some stupid female that needed to pull out into our space, when she had her own Maha was too busy avoiding her I guess to react. Blew my mind then to find as we zoomed past her she was texting! Hope that was important, you caused a few more greys to appear you dumb bint!
Anyhoo, (sorry Hitcher ) as we were about to get onto the southern motorway from SH2 there was this sudden huge increase in the forward motion of Neddy! Holy crap thinks me, we better get to Bombay if he is this desperate for a leak. Yeeha, Maha! Its my new chant.
We got there, stopped and then he said ''Did you see that cop''?
''No''... ''WELL I DID''!
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It's the return of the Wankfest.
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Nah, I came just reading that.
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this thread is so full of win
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This is the best thread on KB
It's almost a decade old. Why did I just find it???
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
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Because you need to subscribe to it.This is the best thread on KB
It's almost a decade old. Why did I just find it???
The amazing fact that was learnt during the initial debate was that "it's quite unwise to run".
However, there are regular additions to the thread who spout off shit (the katman theory) which avoid the initial thread conclusion of "unwise to run".
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In early 80s,my mate said his RG500 was good for runners,
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