Beginners' guide to runners

[imdying]

Perhaps, another view is that there is still a certain level of glorification in that post, and that's not the action of someone who is repentent.

[Fatjim]

I don't think that MB has repented, just would like to undo some of the damage without eating too much humble pie. I don't blame him, I'm a bit like that myself.

[imdying]

People forget shit that's not in their face (ok, some are like elephants), best just never to discuss it again imho

[mikey]

If there are any KB members left who have not yet posted either a positive or negative view to this thread - no sitting on the fence, please do so now before it runs off. Like Whitetrash said, it's great to have a thread that's atleast sparked some interest for a change. Been getting a bit boring lately.

oh yeh!!!! must be my opinion time.
im a policeman now.
on a motobike
new police bike to, as of last week. GSXR750!

an if any of you FO's try running from me ill run you off the fukn road an then set the dogs onto you an run you over with a fire truck before the ambulance gets there.

I’ve been involved with and started a reasonably large number of pursuits in my time, well into double digits.

wow. double digits eh. must be an old man! be up for retirement soon eh.
guessing your 3 months out of porirua college? shut the fuck n00b, have they even set you loose in a cop car yet?

[Fatjim]

Thats it mikey. Give the top another flick to keep it spinning.

LMAO

[Fatjim]

3 and a half years out of Porirua.

Was that before you became a cop?

[Fatjim]

Who are you talking about? What comments are you talking about?

Helo hello hello

[The_Dover]

How do i shut a fuck?

ask her to grip her pelvic floor muscles and push hard on the outside of her knees.

the other option needs three of you.

[madboy]

Who are you talking about? What comments are you talking about?

I'm guessing the fella chucking his spuds out of the spud basket without bothering to figure out what he was supposed to be chucking his spuds at.

[MSTRS:Me]

Still are...but old in experience now huh?

[madboy]

...I wouldnt call my self experienced yet though.

How far into double digits?

[mikey]

Who are you talking about? What comments are you talking about?

sigh, yet another enforcer of the law who cant comprehend something right in front of his nose.

[Fatjim]

sigh, yet another enforcer of the law who cant comprehend something right in front of his nose.

Hey, I can almost read this post Mikey. You been drinking?

[Deano]

Hey, I can almost read this post Mikey. You been drinking?

Nah he just forgot that he was meant to be an incomprehensible smartarse.

Games up Mikey.

[mikey]

games not over til its over

as a highly looked up to model citizen i'd like to show everyone that i do stop for policemen, no matter if there old/asian/poms/maris/butch lesbians,
an thats it somebody else in lower hutt that doesnt stop on a blue gsxr750.

as proof i have a snap shot from sunday

the very nice officer said,

"hey your bike looks cool with those police stickers on it"

me "yeh i know"

"thats only a 250 eh"

me "yeh"

"you didnt undertake our inspector in the mufti back there "

me "no way good sir"

"guess you probably werent speeding either"

me "course not"

"you probably got a licence then, not some maxed out learner with 120 demerits already"

me "course i do, model citizen"

inspector joins in on the sunday morning tea party

"its not your bike thats been failign to stop for us around lower hutt last few moths"

me " no way man"

inspector " i thought it was you, so i radioed ahead an got 5 cars ready if you didnt stop"

me " jesus christ didnt get 5 police cars!"

on your way then chief he says

an i went out riding round the wairarap liek i'd planned to.