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    Motorcycle Funerals

    WTF.... would you ask for one of these if you were on your death bed?

    http://www.motorcyclefunerals.com/

    i wouldnt...
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    I like the idea. It would make a nice change from the standard hearse. Your mates could ride next to you.

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    I'd have to be on my death-bed to want a Suzuki. It looks like someone stuck a sandblasting cabinet on the side. There's a local business here in the Hutt that has a coffin sidecar rig on a Harley. No thanks.

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    The harley hearse thing has got there business strategy backwards, they should be making harley ambulances first, that way demand for the hearses would be alot greater.

    The sportbike hearse is interesting, of course you can get a massive discount if you died riding a sport bike as they dont need the sidecar, they just fit you into a pack rack.

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    yup even cheaper if you advised everyone you have won lotto,, they would even supply a carry on suitcase, and who knows where you will be founded

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    ive made it clear to those around me thats what i want. the ultimate tribute i reckon. would have to be harley though!!
    my blog: http://sunsthomasandfriends.weebly.com/index.html

    the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_d
    WTF.... would you ask for one of these if you were on your death bed?

    http://www.motorcyclefunerals.com/

    i wouldnt...

    think it's cool myself.....each to their own on this issue
    Hater of haters since 2012

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    That one just does not look cool but in the UK they like lots of space for flowers (if Coro' street is anything to go by).

    Stick me on a sleek mono wheel trailer and take me for a bit of a ride (and don't worry about messing my hair up). Now THAT would be cool.

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    I reckon the busa's cool, if i die I would want one of those, but turbo'ed

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    Busa's old news. Bring on the ZX14R. Turbo'd if you dare

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    just watch stone the racing sidecar is cool
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    until you find a big rock

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    Two train tickets into L.A.
    One round trip the other way
    Oh I get the feeling when forever calls
    I get the feeling when forever calls
    Home trip, ticket to sail-a-way
    Hand grip, Hitchcock railway
    Soft ride, made for comfort
    Been tried, guaranteed passport
    Hitchcock railway, please don't fail to pay
    Hey I’m gonna ride I’m gonna testify
    Get my soul, lift my mind
    Quick stop good day
    Hitchcock railway

    Free fare, conductor's comin'
    Prepare, you better start runnin'
    On time, hold you through now
    State line, Then come dancing

    Quick stop good day
    Hitchcock railway Please hold on

    Two train tickets into L.A.
    One round trip the other way
    Oh I get the feeling where the river falls
    I get the feeling where the river falls Just Delay

    Home trip, ticket to sail-a-way
    Hand grip, Hitchcock railway
    Soft ride, made for comfort
    Been tried, guaranteed passport

    Hitchcock railway,
    Please don't fail to pay
    Hey I’m gonna ride I’m gonna testify
    Get my soul, lift my mind

    Quick stop good day
    Hitchcock railway
    Hey hey hey yeah

    Quick stop good day
    Hitchcock railway

    I’m gonna take the safe way home ooohhhh alright
    I’m gonna ride a train back home
    I’m gonna buy me a ticket at a station
    Don't want to go on a train tonight
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    I don't believe I'll give a phuck.

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    cool

    i dont think i would have it like that.
    i still would have the car, but have all mates following behind the car on their bikes and my brother driving infront, directing everyone including the hearse, playing my sounds.
    have my helmet on my coffin and bury it with me

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    i always thought i'd want to go out with a bang in one of two ways.

    First off get cremated, then either strapped to a depth charge and dropped from a P-3, or put into a decent rocket and fired up 10,000 or so feet and then blown to smithereens.

    Edit: of course this would be after i had died of other causes
    KiwiBitcher
    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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