Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 21

Thread: What has 2 legs and bleeds alot?

  1. #1
    Join Date
    7th November 2004 - 11:00
    Bike
    Aquired by locals
    Location
    Groote Eylandt
    Posts
    6,606

    What has 2 legs and bleeds alot?

    Half a dog
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

  2. #2
    Join Date
    23rd January 2006 - 16:35
    Bike
    Suzuki GSF1250SK7 Bandit
    Location
    Manure-wa
    Posts
    317
    buarhahahahaha!
    I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...

  3. #3
    Join Date
    1st November 2005 - 08:18
    Bike
    F-117.
    Location
    Banana Republic of NZ
    Posts
    7,048
    They just get worse, don't they!
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

  4. #4
    Join Date
    10th February 2005 - 21:49
    Bike
    06 10 WITH ALL THE FANCY BITS
    Location
    ON THE APEX/BETWEEN CARS
    Posts
    1,765
    WHAT HAS TWO LEGS AND SPAMS THE SHIT OUT OF KIWIBIKER?!

    SNIPER

    hohjohjO!H!OH!OHOHOHO!H!O!!!11!!11eleventythousand elevenhundredandeleven!1!11!11!

  5. #5
    Join Date
    8th August 2004 - 12:00
    Bike
    Arse Bandit
    Location
    AKL
    Posts
    1,437
    Quote Originally Posted by N4CR
    WHAT HAS TWO LEGS AND SPAMS THE SHIT OUT OF KIWIBIKER?!

    SNIPER

    hohjohjO!H!OH!OHOHOHO!H!O!!!11!!11eleventythousand elevenhundredandeleven!1!11!11!
    LOZZLEEEE!!!!!!!!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    15th January 2005 - 11:00
    Bike
    Zilch
    Location
    Dirty ol' Nappies
    Posts
    1,049
    I like my version better...

    What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

    Half a sheep.


    It has more ring to it. Half a dog is just silly!

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    30th October 2005 - 20:07
    Bike
    ZPF Rep, GP3 Rep, B2 (alloy B1)
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    211
    Or it could be a person who has a really bad cut......

  8. #8
    Join Date
    14th January 2005 - 16:24
    Bike
    RF900
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    143

  9. #9
    Join Date
    22nd April 2006 - 10:09
    Bike
    Currently looking
    Location
    wellington
    Posts
    15
    what do you call 4 greek women sitting in a sauna... gorillas in the mist

    that's my one and only joke!

  10. #10
    Join Date
    10th December 2005 - 12:19
    Bike
    Hodor
    Location
    Hodor
    Posts
    2,028
    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Wot as two leg an bleeds alot
    That cunt wot TL Rider batterd

  11. #11
    Join Date
    15th September 2004 - 22:33
    Bike
    Hornet 900
    Location
    Capital town
    Posts
    3,471
    Why did the Koala bear fall out of the tree.

    It was dead.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    20th October 2005 - 17:09
    Bike
    Its a Boat
    Location
    ----->
    Posts
    14,901
    Whats red and shaped like a bucket?





    A red bucket.................

  13. #13
    Join Date
    28th July 2004 - 12:00
    Bike
    justsomebike
    Location
    justsomeplace
    Posts
    4,586
    Quote Originally Posted by N4CR
    WHAT HAS TWO LEGS AND SPAMS THE SHIT OUT OF KIWIBIKER?!

    SNIPER

    hohjohjO!H!OH!OHOHOHO!H!O!!!11!!11eleventythousand elevenhundredandeleven!1!11!11!
    Already given you too much rep.

    And sniper you gay fuck (cos only homos don't like dogs) - leave the doggies alone.

  14. #14
    Join Date
    28th July 2004 - 12:00
    Bike
    justsomebike
    Location
    justsomeplace
    Posts
    4,586
    Q:What has two legs and can't go round corners?
    A:JSG


  15. #15
    Join Date
    27th February 2006 - 17:57
    Bike
    1200 bandit
    Location
    Whangarei
    Posts
    81
    Quote Originally Posted by zrxer
    That cunt wot TL Rider batterd
    yeah go TL
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •