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    The creation of the pussy.

    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
    created a pussy to their design.
    First was a butcher,
    with smart wit,
    using a knife,
    he gave it a slit and carved it a clit,
    Second was a carpenter,
    strong and bold,
    with a hammer and chisel,
    he gave it a hole,
    Third was a tailor,
    tall and thin,
    by using red velvet,
    he lined it within,
    Fourth was a hunter,
    short and stout,
    with a piece of fox fur,
    he lined it without,
    Fifth was a fisherman,
    nasty as hell,
    threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
    Sixth was a preacher,
    whose name was McGee,
    he touched it and blessed it,
    and said it could pee,
    Last was a sailor,
    dirty little runt,
    he sucked it and fucked it,
    and called it a cunt.

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    you are obviously bored Fish,
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    Nooooooooo

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    what about the beef curtains?
    Cibby play thing

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    and the clit?

    the female clit.

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    they haven't been drawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    and the clit?

    the female clit.
    What do you know about them? Your missus says you ain't found hers yet.

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    lmao that is very clever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishslayer
    What do you know about them? Your missus says you ain't found hers yet.
    HERS???? He was looking for HIS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    what about the beef curtains?
    you mean the hairy axe wound

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    and the clit?

    the female clit.
    you dummy thats the beef curtains

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