Fark, I'm tempted - our neighbour's cat attacked our kitten and did $700-odd worth of damage to her. I rang them and was told to give their cat a boot - to which I replied "if it gets close enough it will be on my hit list". Five minutes later they ring 111 and say I threatened to shoot their cat! When the police arrived they also had a list of 'ongoing problems' they had with us since we moved in three years ago, real serious shit like asking them if they were planning on trimming their shelterbelt!
The only trouble is, they're Brethren so it's not like they'd see the show... and funnily enough, bikes are the only thing we now seem to have in common!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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